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@Zachanner

Author, Public Speaker, Host, Comedian, Writer for and People Magazine's Sexiest Man Afraid

Los Angeles, CA
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  1. 3 ore fa

    Remember when I told you I was doing that Addams Family Snap-a-long thing? Well, it’s up, and I learned A LOT about myself doing it… 🤷‍♂️😉 Check it out here: & thanks United Artists Releasing for sponsoring me!

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  2. 7 ore fa

    It’s October 1st which means it’s the start of the Christmas season at CVS!

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  3. 30 set

    I’m an optimistic pessimist. I always expect the worst but I’m still pretty excited about it.

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    29 set

    The vice principal is there in case someone assassinates the principal

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  5. 30 set

    Was watching Coyote Ugly for the first time and was reminded that one, is in this and two: is always brilliant!

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    28 set

    The equivalent of a gentleman’s handshake at .

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  7. 28 set

    . isTechnically winning the competition, but you know, we’re at Olive Garden so we’re both winning.

    In risposta a @ChrisDemarais e @Zachanner
    Who's winning the competition so far?!
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  8. ha ritwittato
    27 set

    Don’t take it from me, West Coast. Take it from , a true prince. airs in 25 minutes!!!!!!

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    Hey guys, the premier starts in like 7 minutes and a few of the hilarious and brilliant minds behind are involved in this show, so I’m really excited to see it and you should be too!
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  9. 27 set

    Hey guys, the premier starts in like 7 minutes and a few of the hilarious and brilliant minds behind are involved in this show, so I’m really excited to see it and you should be too!

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  10. 25 set

    Well, there you have it! Clear as day!

    1:34
    Here are the definitive rules of and 's challenge. Who will win, or ?
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  11. 25 set

    An alien lands on the planet and you have to explain everything about humanity to them using only five episodes of narrative television. Which episodes do you choose?

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  12. 24 set

    La Croix bubbles hurt my throat when I swallow them. I think that’s the whitest problem anyone has ever had but I’m not sure because I haven’t finished the Chelsea Handler documentary yet.

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  13. 23 set

    . has a 2 day head start and he’s gonna need it

    Today begins a 9 week competition between and me to see who can eat the most Olive Garden with our Never Ending Pasta Passes. If I don’t survive, tell my family I can easily be replaced. “When you’re here, you’re family.” -
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  14. 23 set

    Go to bed tonight knowing that you matter, I’m glad you’re here and whatever outfit you choose to wear tomorrow, I support it!

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  15. 23 set

    You gotta love Norman Lear. Like, you’re legally obligated to.

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  16. 23 set

    They’re making Chernobyl jokes? The very least you could learn from Chernobyl is that it wasn’t really that funny.

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  17. 23 set

    You’re goin’ down, Demarais!

    . and I both have Never Ending Pasta Passes. Tomorrow begins a 9 week competition to see who can eat the most Olive Garden. May the best man win.
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  18. 23 set

    If I ever win an Emmy, I really hope that behind me they project a 100 ft. tall picture of me with a bloody nose.

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  19. 22 set

    . and I have some very important business to discuss over on Instagram live

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    22 set

    COMEDY FOR ME is about REPEATING ONE JOKE at my boyfriend until he begins to weaponize his farts. THIS IS A NORMAL PART OF THE PROCESS

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