Fake Norman Lebrecht

@FakeNLebrecht

I write fiction and obituaries. I quite like Mahler, but my first love is when musicians call in sick. [A spoof account, obviously.]

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Beigetreten August 2011
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  1. 5. Sep. 2016

    The terminal decline of the arts and the futility of a career therein is my shtick. Hey get off my lawn!

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    1. Sep. 2016
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    Excited to read about otherwise unknown SUNY College New York! Wonder what the NY in SUNY stands for.

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  3. 1. Sep. 2016

    By "one" I mean "at least two", and I lifted Mahan Esfahani's quote from Facebook.

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  4. 31. Aug. 2016

    Let's just assume Lexus thinks local motoring media coverage is worth a free car.

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  5. 30. Aug. 2016

    Houston. Dallas. Whatever.

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  6. 27. Aug. 2016

    Let's pretend there's something exclusive about this video, which has been on Vimeo for a week.

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  7. 27. Aug. 2016

    Validation is the new updatecorrection

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  8. 27. Aug. 2016

    I'm not being racist but...

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  9. 27. Aug. 2016

    This is an obnoxiously simplistic statement inviting all the usual bigotry about Asians and competitions. Or is it?

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  10. 27. Aug. 2016

    To make any debate about William Cheng's book a level playing field, let's all talk about it before anybody has read it.

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  11. 27. Aug. 2016

    Chang. Cheng. Whatever.

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  12. 26. Aug. 2016

    Steve Martland's nipples have nothing to do with this crybaby whining because he didn't like a piece of music.

  13. 26. Aug. 2016

    I saw no need to try to do anything about this.

  14. 26. Aug. 2016

    Still, I think we can all agree that my role here is to retype whatever Google Translate says, and not to check anything at all.

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  15. 26. Aug. 2016

    ...they haven't really sold subscriptions to 100,000 people.

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  16. 26. Aug. 2016

    ....wait for it....

  17. 26. Aug. 2016

    ...2500 tickets per performance. So either the hall has 1,000 secret seats, there are a load of extra concerts not advertised, or....

  18. 26. Aug. 2016

    It would take a mathematical genius to work out that 100k (subscribers) times 2 (concerts per sub) divided by 80 (possible concerts) need...

  19. 26. Aug. 2016

    Only a dedicated researcher could check here to see the Tchaikovsky Hall only has 1500 seats.

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