SHIRLEY ANDREWS, AGE 80. SHE LOOKS EVERY BIT HER AGE.
Well, this is a coincidence. Just last week I was trawling through the granny porn sites, looking for some clothed photos of granny porn models to use in a writing that I had tentatively called “The Sexualization of Granny.” I couldn’t find the pictures I wanted.
But I did see action photos of the woman who is the subject of this story in the Daily Mail.
I guess if you’ve been conditioned in your thinking to go along with pop culture, you’ll be full of praise for porn star Shirley, who’s banged at least thousand men by her own testimony. I guess in reality that means she’s banged 5,000 since women always undercount.
My take on Shirley and her ilk is that she’s a psy op. Many older people reading her story are going to say to themselves that Shirley has the key to eternal youth and that they should follow her as a role model.
Well, that would be a mistake, I think. There’s the superficiality of it all to consider. Quiet respect and true love count for much more than the cheap thrills that Kyle, Shirley, and Margo (below) are pursuing.
I believe it was last month that I posted an item about a couple married for 65 years or so, who died within a few hours of each other. Those true love stories are much more inspiring than this sort of weird trash.
In many ways, Shirley Andrews is your average 80-year-old pensioner who lives in a retirement village and enjoys knitting and crochet.
But that’s where the similarities end, as Shirley is a self-confessed cougar who has slept with more than 1,000 men.
Unwilling to stick to partners her own age, the sprightly grandma regularly has sex with men as young as 18.
Shirley, who lives in sheltered accommodation in Oroville, California, even has a tattoo circling her nipple that reads ‘Gang Bang Queen’.
Shirley loves intercourse so much she started taking part in porn films seven years ago with much younger men.
Now she has fans from around the world who send her messages, nude pictures – and even requests to meet her.
Shirley said: ‘I started doing porn work in 2008, all amateur.
‘I made all of the videos at home. And I started posting them online and I just got rave reviews. I just felt like a princess.’Her biggest role was taking part in a filmed orgy involving fifteen much-younger men.
KYLE JONES, AGE 31, WITH GIRLFRIEND SHIRLEY.
Among Shirley’s numerous fans is Kyle Jones, a 31-year-old with a penchant for pensioners who she makes amateur films with.
But Shirley, who has been married several times before, is not ready to settle down and currently has five guys under 30 on the go.
She said: ‘I have had numerous proposals in the last five years, but none of them were with anyone I would want to spend the rest of my life with.
‘I would say I’ve slept with around a thousand men but I think it would probably be a little bit more than that.
‘I don’t consider myself a nymphomaniac by any means but I’m probably close to it.’
As well as Shirley, Kyle, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, is also seeing five other elderly ladies, aged between 68 and 92.
He regularly travels from the east coast across to California and down to Florida to visit his many women.
They include 92-year-old great-grandmother Marge from Pennsylvania who works as an exotic dancer, and a 68-year-old widow called Anna from Ohio who has reignited her sexual passion since meeting adventurous Kyle.
They met on an online dating site a few years after her husband died – much to her daughters’ displeasure.
Kyle’s little black book of women appears on a one-off Channel 5 special called Nanna Love: 50 Shades of Granny about young men who prefer mature women to girls their own age.
LOVER TOYBOY KYLE WITH MARGE, AGE 92. SHE’S AN EXOTIC DANCER. THE QUESTION OF THE DAY IS WHO WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT?
