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japanese vs finnish

st-chair

Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love

Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking

pati116

japanese vs polish

Japanese: daisuki - I really like you

 Polish: daj suki (you say it the same way) - give me bitches

monktonk

japanese vs swedish

Japanese: kissa – drinking tea

Swedish: kissa – peeing

dariattic

Japanese vs Russian

Japanese: hana - a flower

Russian: хана (same pronunciation) - a word you use when something/one is about to get fucked up

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allthingslinguistic

Linguistics Halloween Jokes

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What are the ghosts of dead phoneticians called?
Spectral-grams

What does a linguist dressed up as a pirate wear on their face?
An I-PAtch 

What do linguist children say when asking for candy?
Affix-or-treat! 

What does a linguist-ghost say?
/bu::::/ 

What does a linguist become if bitten at the full moon?
A wordwolf 

What do you call several jack-o-lanterns with the designs that change depending on their environment?
Allo-phompkins 

What’s the most pragmatic way to disguise yourself?
Wear a Gricean Mask-im 

Why can bags of bones travel through time?
Because they’re skele-tense

What would you call a famous linguist with an appetite for brains?
Noamnomnom Zombsky 

What is the appropriate month for making linguistics halloween jokes?
Wugtober 

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allthingslinguistic:
“Three things that I like about this tweet, linguistically:
1. It syntactically integrates the emoji into the sentence into what is, indeed, an adjectival position. This is (currently) a rarer way of using emoji – we more...
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Three things that I like about this tweet, linguistically: 

1. It syntactically integrates the emoji into the sentence into what is, indeed, an adjectival position. This is (currently) a rarer way of using emoji – we more commonly put them at the end of an utterance to indicate how we feel about what comes before, or as an entire utterance to respond to what a previous person said – but if emoji do get linguistically integrated in a systematic fashion, this is what it could look like. 

2. The emoji that it uses is already a symbolic (linguistic) representation, since it consists of numbers, albeit in a specific format that has a different meaning from just “100″. If an emoji contains a word, is it language, a picture, or both?

3. Despite the fact that it’s talking about using emoji instead of words, it uses 24 words and only 2 emojis to do so. Emoji aren’t a simple replacement of words for pictures but rather the development of a more complicated system that integrates the two. You could call it 💯.

linguisticsyall Source: allthingslinguistic
linguisten
  • native speaker of language x: Language x is the hardest language in the world!!!!!
  • me: ...
  • me: First of all, what is your definition of "hard"? Is it similarity to other languages? Language x might be easy to learn for speakers of lexically, grammatically and phonetically similar languages. Or do you think it's the number of cases? Tzes has 64. Or do you think it's the number of noun classes? Most varieties of the Fula language have 25. However, grouping languages into levels of complexity is very relative.
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