Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 20, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Remember that time Jerry Falwell attacked the Tellytubbies because one of the genderless critters carried a purse? Yeah, well, we have a new entry in the genre! Let’s meet Reverend Keith A. Ogden who seems to … Continue reading →

Posted in Mansplaining, sexism, Theocrats, War on Women | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 10, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Y’all Qaeda darling Janet (née Folger) Porter set her forced-birth agitprop to an ’80s dance beat: “They’re playing our song,” said absolutely no one.

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Janet (née Folger) Porter, Theocrats, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | Leave a comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 6, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Say, you know what guys? It’s been a while since we heard from our old friend Ralph Reed, Jack Abramoff’s glabrous grifting pool boy. I wonder if our boy-on-the-take Ralph has anything to say? In recent weeks, … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, grifters, Theocrats | 7 Comments

Move Over NBC, Cindy Jacobs YouTube Gonna Eat Your Lunch

Posted on February 6, 2017 by

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us… I think her juice box must have fermented.

Posted in Cindy Jacobs, Rapture-a-thon, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 2, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News Personality, smarmy Elmer-Gantry wannabe Todd Starnes is warning greater Wingnuttia that the evil libruls are comin’ fer innocent and sweet SCOTUS nominee Judge Gorsuch: …It’s only a matter of time before Democrats accuse President … Continue reading →

Posted in Talentless Hacks, Todd Starnes, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 30, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs You know, it’s been a while since we checked in with America’s favorite theocrat brothers, the totally not-gay Frosted Tip Twins! Let’s see what they have to say! Fathers matter. Sperm donors? What do you mean? … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Frosted Tips Twins, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

The Forced-Birth March Is Today

Posted on January 27, 2017 by

Washington On the heels of President Donald Trump’s inauguration and last week’s Women’s March, the annual March for Life, this year marking the 44th anniversary of the Roe v. Wade decision, is set to take place on Friday. Not saying … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Mansplaining, sexism, Theocrats, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 25, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Boycott Queen Linda Harvey has stuck her coal-smeared snout out of her mud hut, saw her shadow and so we will have Four More Reasons For Combatting Evil. Anyway, here’s my favorite passage in which ol’ … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Linda Harvey, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 24, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, did you know that the Womens March this last weekend was actually a march for death and deviance? Well, only if you do it right, I suppose. Take it away, Laurie Higgins writing at … Continue reading →

Posted in Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 18, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Say, what is that happy fella Bill Donohue of the Catholic League up to? Fighting against Fake News, that’s what! Anyway, here’s a quote from ol’ Bill’s press announcement about a gay substitute teacher Lonnie Billard … Continue reading →

Posted in Bill Donohue, Theocrats | 3 Comments