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Benjamin Netanyahu
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Benjamin Netanyahu 21 jan.
I extend a hearty invitation to Michelle Alexander for a one way visit to one of Israel’s consulates. A strategic threat welcoming team of 15 is on its way to greet her.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 21 jan.
Twitter has informed me that my threats of violence against the people of Syria are not a violation of its rules as long as they are backed up by concrete action. Toda raba, !
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Benjamin Netanyahu 19 jan.
Let me be clear: when I say I would kill Baby Hitler, it is mainly because I enjoy killing babies.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 18 jan.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 27 dec.
Sheket, . If realizes America gets nothing in return for those billions of tax dollars, your tuchus and mine are in more trouble than a cancer patient in Gaza.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 22 dec.
In honor of Simcha Rotem and all who fought in the Warsaw Ghetto uprising, I have ordered airstrikes on the animals in the Gaza Ghetto.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 21 nov.
Thank you for taking a stand against hate, . The people of Israel understand your struggle just as you understand my struggle.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 20 nov.
Way to hold them accountable, . Who do the Saudis think they are to murder a journalist and get away with it? Only I have that kind of clout in Washington.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 19 nov.
Just woke up from a nightmare that called for my prosecution for killings all those kids. Then Sara reminded me that only goes after Africans 😴☺️
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Benjamin Netanyahu 19 nov.
I call on Elvis Presley to donate $50 million to Young Likud and the Foundation for the Defense of Democracies. President Medals of Freedom must be earned.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 10 nov.
Toda raba to , , , , and for choosing to . Only because of your help, our soldiers stamped out this arch-terrorist.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 2 nov.
I think I was in Jerusalem when I made that speech. Please correct.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 13 okt.
We’ve always wanted the Middle East to be more like us. And to that end, we’ve occupied the West Bank, East Jerusalem, Gaza, the Golan Heights, southern Lebanon, the Sinai, and coveted everything from the Nile to the Euphrates in our pre-state blueprint.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 11 okt.
I bet I could stand in the middle of 5th ave and hack a Washington Post columnist to pieces and these hacks still wouldn’t work the Kushner-Bibi angle.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 4 okt.
Israel’s vegan-friendly army made sure no animals were harmed in the making of this film
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Benjamin Netanyahu 2 okt.
These attacks on our allies are why Israel must continue to act against the Iranian terror regime’s influence in Syria.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 30 sep.
Oye , mira qué les pasó a los últimos jugadores que apoyaron terroristas como Ahed Tamimi. La próxima temporada, todos a la Wheelchair League.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 28 sep.
Who among us hasn’t ordered extrajudicial killings?
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Benjamin Netanyahu 27 sep.
Today at , I revealed that the most dangerous country in the Middle East has a secret warehouse containing nuclear weapons. Luckily this rogue regime has a lobby in Washington so potent it is exempted from IAEA inspections.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 26 sep.
Excited to launch the newest (but hopefully not the last) season of ‘Weekend at Bibi’s: The Peace Process’ with my longtime collaborator Mahmoud Abbas and relative newcomer . Watch for it on screen soon!
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