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Cristela Alonzo
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cristela9
Los Angeles, CA
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Stand-up special "Lower Classy" avail on Netflix. Cowboys + Clippers fan. Love Billy Joel, The Beatles, Ben Folds and alliteration.
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Cute Black Babies
@Lilblackbabies
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Best costumes ever pic.twitter.com/t4ahYz8BYt
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Beverly Simkins
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@cristela9 I just binge watched several Cristela episodes. Thank you for making the show, and boo to those who chose to end it.
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Roxanne Caldera
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Finally caught Cars3 - Has to be the best Cars movie, and one of family’s favorite Pixar movies overall - for us, it’s right up there w/ wall-e! Love @cristela9 as Cruz Ramirez!
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Cristela Alonzo
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End of Halloween night: The sexy kitten isn’t sexy anymore. She’s got a broken ear...just looking like the Sarah McLachlan abused pet video.
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Cristela Alonzo
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At the end of the night, everyone looks like they end up wearing the same costume: drunk.
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Cristela Alonzo
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I’m out with a friend and my Halloween costume is “drinking beer.”
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Cristela Alonzo
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Walking in NYC and the most popular Halloween costume I’ve seen on women is “Something I wear every weekend but with ears.”
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Cristela Alonzo
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tu eres la voz de nuestra generación.....
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Cristela Alonzo
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I call my Halloween costume “Snapchat Filter.” pic.twitter.com/bz5XNnNrSO
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Cristela Alonzo
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Me when I've had to wear an old pair...👓 twitter.com/joshgroban/sta…
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The Onion
@TheOnion
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Trump Administration Sends 30 Million Nothing To Puerto Rico Victims trib.al/IjGmmzn pic.twitter.com/VUhTyYGH8S
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Cristela Alonzo
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I'm going to dress up in a sexy costume for Halloween and just tell people I can't afford the whole costume because of the Latina pay gap.
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Cristela Alonzo
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REPPINGTHE BRONX! Rented a theater to host FREE #Cars3 screening for @BGCA_Clubs so kids know they can chase their dream! Thanks to @Disney! pic.twitter.com/OrgpCsx5YZ
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Cristela Alonzo
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Hey @MrMikeBlake, I was in your neck of the woods today doing the Cars 3 screening in the Bronx! pic.twitter.com/r6PZxzbhVf
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Jordan Peele
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Getting ready for Monday like: Mueller.... Mueller........ Mueller.......... pic.twitter.com/H1Hv6QSC51
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Cristela Alonzo
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REPPINGTHE BRONX! Rented a theater to host FREE #Cars3 screening for @BGCA_Clubs so kids know they can chase their dream! Thanks to @Disney! pic.twitter.com/OrgpCsx5YZ
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Cristela Alonzo
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Absolutely.
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Max Walsh
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What do you think of my @Target / @pixarcars 3 @chevrolet @TeamChevy for 2 races?
#teamtarget
#targetracing
#cruzramerez
#cars3
@cristela9 pic.twitter.com/P95Lf70wTI
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Daley Haggar
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This is what is referred to as a hijacking twitter.com/thecurrent/sta…
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Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
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✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 twitter.com/tonykchoi/stat…
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