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Benji Lovitt
Comedian, writer, educator, self-proclaimed cultural differences expert. Doing standup on a stage near you.
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Benji Lovitt צייצ/ה מחדש
12 בדצמ׳ Israel Trade Ireland
Is your company looking for some cross cultural training? Benji Lovitt offers cross cultural programs in the Israeli-International context. For more contact
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5 בדצמ׳ Benji Lovitt
Because breaths are so 2017. @ John Glenn Columbus International Airport
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4 בדצמ׳ Benji Lovitt
The has launched Operation Northern Shield to destroy cross-border tunnels from Lebanon. When dating profiles list an aversion to “ONS”, I assume this is what they’re referring to. (Liberal anti-Semites!)
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30 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
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I’m saving it for in person
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30 בנוב׳ Rabbi Josh Yuter
These milkshakes will not bring the boys to the yard. With the possible exception of
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30 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
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Forget the yard, I'm coming to the kitchen!
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27 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
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I actually thought that was nachos for a second.
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26 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
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The day I need to search for material in this country is the day.... (I just finished work, can someone else finish this sentence?)
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26 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
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Who has more hair?
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25 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
Coming to a group of Jews near you (or at least near other Jews)
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25 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
Apple/Mac people! My laptop's bluetooth suddenly connected to "Realsil BLE Peripheral", no clue what it is. Can't remove/disconnect from it. I signed up for Apple Music this morning, could that be related? I found this, not helping:
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22 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
With friends, pigging out on American food. Almost time for someone to give a Dvar Constitution. Happy Thanksgiving!
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22 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
Black Friday (from 2011), co-starring and
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20 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
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I just found your FB page, will message you there (regarding my last Tweet)
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20 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
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Titans never led in their classic Super Bowl against the Rams either. Anyway, I am super excited that you responded to my Tweet. (Unrelated, I have a fascinating draft/football insight you might find interesting...any way I can send it to you?)
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20 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
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The points requirement basically says defense doesn’t matter. How about Emmitt’s “separated shoulder game”? Winner got home-field, loser the wild card. Higher stakes than any game on that list.
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19 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
The most fun show of the year, every year, at the @ המרכז הבינתחומי הרצליה - IDC Herzliya
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19 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
So is now Prime Minister, Foreign Minister, and Defense Minister? You know what they say: “jack of all trades.... your ego will be the end of us.”
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19 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
In Israel, there are 4 seasons: summer, war, elections, and strikes.
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19 בנוב׳ Benji Lovitt
Nothing brings a smile to your face like running into one of your old Ulpan Gordon teachers on the street. To show them how far you’ve come, that you point out “smichut” in your own sentence, and that you’re a big nerd for doing so.
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