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The Mossad: Elite Parody Division
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We're the Mossad.....'s favorite Twitter account. Not associated with them but they wish they were. facebook.com/themossadil/ patreon.com/Themossadil
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Sit down, @ajplus.
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LGBT rights in Qatar:
Status Illegal: Islamic Sharia law is applied
Penalty: Fine or 7 years in prison
The death penalty is applicable only to Muslims, for extramarital sex regardless of the gender of the participants. twitter.com/ajplus/status/…
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And not a single #Hëzbollah flag!
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Much to @georgegalloway's dismay, our agents were out there to make sure there were PLENTY of #Israël flags at the Al-Quds march. twitter.com/israel_advocac…
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Hey we're not just shoe thieves and shark trainers, we do useful stuff too.
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"Iran gives money to Hamas?", you ask. "Pish posh! I won't hear of it!"
"Hey Yahya Sinwar. They claim you get money from Iran! What have you to say about this utter balderdash?" pic.twitter.com/UA47zufOmR
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Wij kunnen ons voorstellen dat jullie een hoop vragen hebben.
telegraaf.nl/nieuws/3685489…
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Hey, you know what would cure your blues, @georgegalloway? Some shakshuka.
israellycool.com/2018/06/21/del… pic.twitter.com/auaiL1fbiw
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@Ostrov_A why are you a GIF?
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Job well done guys.
Your turn @Twitter.
Sorry, not sorry @georgegalloway. Time to go. twitter.com/talkRADIO/stat…
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Watch out! They're in attack formation! twitter.com/Imamofpeace/st…
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"Jews are the group in power therefore antisemitism doesn't exist."
The only time Jews are in power is when we're in the room, sunshine. twitter.com/MengerianE/sta…
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You know what BDS? Driving Jews out of business through intimidation, sending death threats to artists, vandalizing private property and being funded and run by designated terror organisations isn't free speech and the UK government doesn't owe you historic shit. twitter.com/BDSmovement/st…
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Hey, agents. Who wants to join us in taking out the trash? That means you @PSCupdates, @BDSmovement and all your Nazi friends.
Coming soon: the end of aforementioned's ability to play the "we're not antisemitic" card. twitter.com/YTantisemitism…
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The Mossad is heading to Sderot with film legend @TheDavidZucker for @Alon_Gur_Arye's new movie @MossadMovie starring @TsahiHalevi coming out on June 27!
Yes. The Mossad is getting the Airplane! treatment and you're going to want to see it.
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#MossadTip
If you put your dad's picture on this mug and gave it to him for #FathersDay he'd like it a lot. Just sayin'.
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We just ran our time machine through 14,000,605 possible futures. Bibi loses in 1.
#IsraElex19v2
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As long as we don't have a functioning government, we're free to do what we want! #MossadOnTheLoose! pic.twitter.com/7WShJE71GR
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