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Christopher Moore
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 16 novels including Lamb, Fool, A Dirty Job, Sacré Bleu & just out, NOIR.
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Christopher Moore 1 h
Your Daily Affirmation: I am not surprised.
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Christopher Moore 12 h
White House Talking Point: "Yes, he scammed and borrowed and lost money, but he's rich and he's president because he got away with it, and he can drag three hundred million of us in the success hole with him."
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Christopher Moore 12 h
En respuesta a @Puglady02
I don't think it's an age thing.
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Christopher Moore 12 h
En respuesta a @danpfeiffer
I think that Sessions hit a point where even he thought, "I can't even pretend to be this bad a lawyer." Barr, not so much...
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Christopher Moore 13 h
Fallwell and slutty pictures. President conned the country into believing he was good at business. This will be considered a golden age of hypocrisy. Children will read about it on their floating cities of garbage in the storming chowder that will be the oceans.
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Christopher Moore 13 h
En respuesta a @ZackBornstein
ACME should send him some rocket shoes for branding.
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Christopher Moore 13 h
En respuesta a @Kathy_Tracey
I saw the headline and I can't read the details. Maybe later.
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Christopher Moore 13 h
When the robots take over Ima be like, "Remember when your people were just floating around Twitter? I believed them. I was nice to them. Take my neighbor to the rendering plant. You can make tons of machine oil from him."
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Christopher Moore 13 h
En respuesta a @Nikki_Mert
It's the same billion dollars. They just found more evidence of it.
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Christopher Moore 13 h
En respuesta a @chipotlepepper
Ah. Thanks. One day I will read the new article before tweeting, instead of just taking the headline from cable news.
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Christopher Moore 13 h
En respuesta a @AaronBrynen
It's the same billion dollars they inferred from the 1995 return where he was still taking losses.
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Christopher Moore 13 h
En respuesta a @hooverdetroit
I know. But MSNBC is acting like it's breaking news.
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Christopher Moore 13 h
En respuesta a @TheAuthorGuy
Sorry, "date" not "dateline"
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Christopher Moore 13 h
We did know about this. WTF? This is not news. Note the dateline is before th election.
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Christopher Moore 13 h
Didn't we know this about the billion dollar loss? Was there another one? Like a 900 million dollar one? Written off over 8 years (also?). Okay, I'll look it up.
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Christopher Moore 19 h
En respuesta a @KielyHealey @Home_Halfway
When a donkey and a dragon love each other very, very much...
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Christopher Moore 19 h
My followers are 70% female, 30% male. But you do you.
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Christopher Moore 22 h
En respuesta a @oblio88 @reduced y a 2 más
Fool tells the story of Lear, the daughters, and the Fool in flashback to the events in the play. Cordelia is only 8 when we meet her. The older sisters teenagers.
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Christopher Moore 23 h
En respuesta a @resistant_cats
I like 'em, but they are indifferent to me (and everyone).
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Christopher Moore 23 h
En respuesta a @CaptainGovt
Thanks
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