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Susan Calman
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Hello. I like cats. I used to collect thimbles. I'm a comedian. I'm on Radio 4. I block pedants. I think you look smashing. Instagram is OfficialSusanCalman
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So excited for this episode!! I’m in the Borders for Secret Scotland this week. Stunning scenery and wonderful people. It’s on at 8pm Friday night on @channel5_tv pic.twitter.com/QhSzMRUo3B
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Thoughts of Dog
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gooooob morning. i’m so glad you’re awake. an urgent matter requires your immediate attention. it’s me
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*Throws open curtains*
This sunshine is amazing!! I love it!!
*Looks around room*
Gosh you can really see all the dust in here. It looked fine before
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Yuck! You can see all the bits in the sunbeams. I need to do something about it
*Shuts curtains*
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Susan Calman
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Biscuit otter sounds like a perfect otter. twitter.com/wildlifemag/st…
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The joy of finding a sunbeam. pic.twitter.com/eCGrgSjRlu
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Julia
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Chip butty Beagle 😍 #twoofmyfavouritethings! pic.twitter.com/36A8tGJTSQ
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Very rare but delightful markings. twitter.com/splatofdoom/st…
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Don't be ashamed of liking a pot noodle. I've been there too. twitter.com/Cronxgrl/statu…
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Susan Calman
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Me too twitter.com/Niamh80753359/…
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If a dog delivered pizza from my local shop I would order pizza 24 hours a day. twitter.com/Enigmanaut/sta…
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Probably nocturnal, definitely adorable. twitter.com/Zoctar/status/…
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Susan Calman
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The key to the food and animal game is to put the food first. For example Trifle Donkey is a species of animal. Donkey trifle is not. It's something very different.
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Susan Calman
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That's ok. Neither of us are being paid. Although if Angel Delight are reading this I'd be happy to be an ambassador. twitter.com/cjb0004/status…
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Susan Calman
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Many thanks
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Susan Calman
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It's fine. I know that. I just don't want anyone scrolling through the thread being upset out of context.
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Susan Calman
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No one is eating kittens. It's naming new species of animals. twitter.com/ladylugosi/sta…
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Thank you for adding the backstory. It helps us know the real animal. twitter.com/LaRadarina/sta…
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This isn't about eating the animal. It's making the animal more adorable by adding the food we love. Like a Macaroni penguin. There's no harming of the animals. twitter.com/Jayenkai/statu…
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Very shy animals. Rarely seen. Yellow in colour with very large ears. Gorgeous though twitter.com/SeagullsAhoy/s…
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Lasagna is very popular. twitter.com/udrey95611/sta…
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