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Colin Cloud
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Constantly seeking Starbucks, Gyms and new material. I’ve been described as being somewhere between an entertainer and a risk to society. Approach with caution.
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Colin Cloud
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Aka.
“That hot girl eyeing me up from the fifth row, come say hello ...”
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Broadway In Boston
@BroadwayBoston
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They say you have to see it to believe – now you have the chance. Don’t miss @Illusionists7! LIVE at the @EmColonial March 5-10. bit.ly/2UCEKRN #IllusionistsBoston #BroadwayInBoston pic.twitter.com/tIWgrUYhpV
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Colin Cloud
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1 de març |
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I made things weird again ... pic.twitter.com/304HBH3V2W
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Chloe L Crawford
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27 de febr. |
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Time to plan 📝... ‘The Cloud Wedding’ 💕 @Colin_Cloud @ Edinburgh, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/BuZRosYlRTC/…
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Colin Cloud
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27 de febr. |
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Thank you!!!
Yes!! I’ll be back.
More info soon!
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Colin Cloud
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26 de febr. |
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When you don’t know the answer to a multiple choice question, do you ...
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Colin Cloud
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26 de febr. |
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I heard a rumour that all @AppleSupport earphones are now AirPods, even the cabled ones ... they just like to know we’re being tortured trying to untangle them again after every time we break eye contact with them.
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Colin Cloud
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Colin Cloud
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25 de febr. |
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It would be about a magician struggling to think up ideas for a TV pitch, so, in a desperate plea, he’s turns to Twitter and asks his followers to invent something ...waiting... HOPING ... to glean some gold he can use himself.
It’s a loose concept, but it’ll get there.
😂 XOXO
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Colin Cloud
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23 de febr. |
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Awwwwwww 🥰🥰🥰 (1:15)
youtu.be/OJg7TsHR_IQ
... let’s see what we can do 🙄.
@ShinLimMagic
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Colin Cloud
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23 de febr. |
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Review wise ... how many stars would you give them?
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Colin Cloud
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22 de febr. |
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James Bond: #Shatterhand
... sounds rather crude ... like what a Yorkshire person does when they miss their mark with toilet paper?
“Ohhhhh, I’ve just SHAT-TER-HAND. Bring a Purrell wipe”
Yuk!
#bond #007
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Colin Cloud
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22 de febr. |
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.@magicbychloe & I witnessed the first run through of this INCREDIBLE new play about to land in #Edinburgh!
Written by David Stuart Davies, Starring @MDaviot- #Holmes & @tw2bros- #Watson, this tale shows #Sherlock’s mind in a whole new light/darkness!
sherlock-holmes.org.uk/sherlock-holme… pic.twitter.com/TdbMsgTDn7
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Colin Cloud
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21 de febr. |
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100%!!!
2pm?
VERY excited!!
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Colin Cloud
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21 de febr. |
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New sport idea ...
Dress mandarins up in nappies and make them fight each other!
I call it .... ‘Satsuma Wrestling.’
(It’s been a long day, ok?!)
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Colin Cloud
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20 de febr. |
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🚨 SPOILER ALERT🚨
In ‘Sixth Sense’ did the little boy know
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time?
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Colin Cloud
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19 de febr. |
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*Shakes magic 8 ball*
“Better not tell you now.”
🙄 twitter.com/mushahid1234/s…
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Colin Cloud
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19 de febr. |
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Things that will distract my fiancée’s attention when I’m having a conversation with her (in no particular order ...)
1- Dogs
2- Other woman wearing what are to be described as, ‘nice coats.’
3- Episodes of Friends she knows the words to.
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Colin Cloud
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13 de febr. |
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Why aren’t violets purple?
I haven’t got a clue.
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Colin Cloud
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13 de febr. |
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FIRST DATE TIP
Phone ahead to where you’re taking your date and tell them it’s your birthday celebration.
Then, at the end of the date, when they bring you free cake w/candle, your date has to sing to you!
It’ll tell you how confident, adaptable & willing to share cake they are!
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