Regarding your recent string of successful camping trips, I'd wager you're on a bit of a hot streak. - Matty Malaprop

Thyme flies when you're making puns. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, in terms of aerodynamics, this kind of tie just seems completely wrong. - Matty Malaprop

If you don't take some time every day to simply relax and think, the results your busybody life will have on your mental health could be catastrophic. - Matty Malaprop

Oh man, those frosting flourishes-turned-pasties are straight up risque! They really undercut this lady's otherwise oh-so-sweet exterior. - Matty Malaprop

Is this the part where the laugh track kicks in? - Matty Malaprop