Watching this made me wish I was old so I could crack all those dry, cantankerous old people jokes.

To be honest I was immensely entertained. It's not good, but I wasn't really expecting it to be good, so that's fine really.

I want like 20 of Rooney Mara's photographs of Cate Blanchett to frame and hang on my wall.

So much birth imagery I thought Leo was going to come out of a literal vagina by the end.