Here is a small selection of current and past essays I’ve written.
Mock Paper Scissors/Huffington Post
- Emotionally Pantsed by Trump?
- Rape Culture is Thriving, Thanks Ann Coulter
- I Want to Love you so Please Stop Normalizing Ivanka Trump
- Fighting the Normalization of Narcissism, Machiavellianism & Psychopathy
- Boing Boing: Silent treatment, love-bombing, gaslighting and other traits of Narcissist Personality Disorder
- If Trump Has A Personality Disorder It May Be The ‘What’ In The Collective ‘WTF?’
The American Bystander
- The American Bystander, print humor magazine
- Buy Issues #1 and #2, and donate for issues #3 and #4
Heeb Magazine
Zayde’s First Blowjob (Zayde = Grandfather) *Read at Sit-n-Spin 10/15/15
Is It Jewish
- Is It Jewish: Cronuts, News & Information, and Foodie Presentation
- Is It Jewish: Vanderpump Rules, Spell-Check, and Social Media
- Hitches, Sporks, And Female Urination Devices (FUDs)
- Beanie Babies, Beethoven, and Blow-Up Dolls
- Palmolive, iPhones, and Peel and Seal Envelopes
- Tangle Teezer Hairbrush, INDUSTRIAL FLANGE, and VIBRATEX GIRLS’ “AMIE” VIBRATOR
Monkeybicycle & HuffingtonPost
- Relax, Jesus Loves You
- What Just Happened?
- The First Time I Got Felt Up
- Finding Normal
- If You Like It, Don’t Put A Ring On It
- I Plug You That Much
- The Nymph, The Nerve, The Ass
- Be My Posthumous Friend
- Transvadge Apocalypse
- Tits on the Table
- I Spy Rectal Disharmony
- Welcome to my Shame Buffet of a Day
- Top 3 Reasons My Sex Life Is Gone with the Wind
- A Dirty Pure Breed Owner
- Morning, Mourning Glory
- Oh, Daegu
To read a short selection of Katie’s essays, please review the following:
- Homesick Abortion
- Born to Fuck
- Shitvitation
- This is the Stock I come from
- See Mary Run (based on my play. (Feature film forthcoming: WGA# 1034204)
- My Legs are Closed for Business
- Twilight
- Fallujahtini Anyone?
- The Mourning After
- Vulvacabulary
To read more essays and other works by Schwartz, e-mail her. Ga’head.
