The Day of the Donald

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So, Friday is the big day – the Day of the Donald – when the man who they said would never make the ballot paper is inaugurated as the chief bullshitter in the nation of the greatest bullshitters on the planet…

Will it be all bad? I don’t think so because after 8 years of a totally lame duck President Obama, Trump might actually be just the bloke to get things moving again. There’s this stupid idea that only politicians should be national leaders, but they haven’t impressed me that they’ve done that great a job. So why not a successful businessman? Why not a wheeler dealer? Could be just what’s needed, couldn’t it?

Trump wants to meet Putin, get a new SALT treaty rolling and gang up on IS. Works for me. Less nukes in the world and enough combined military force to wipe the extremists off the face of the earth. Wouldn’t that make things just a little bit safer for us all?

And Obama wanted to put the UK at the back of the queue for a trade deal. Trump wants to put us at the front. Got to be good for the UK especially with May playing hardball on Brexit.

No, I’m with Trump. He seems to me to have got his priorities right where I personally want them to be. Let’s just hope the CIA don’t bump him off before he can deliver…

Maximum wages and punitive taxation

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I admire Jeremy Corbyn. No, really. I do! He’s such great entertainment value. A bit like Donald Trump only considerably less consistent and without the logic or practical aspects. Our Jezza is just priceless…

His latest idea is a cap on wages. This is, of course, not a new idea. It’s been done before by the Wilson government. In those days there was a 98% top rate of tax comprising 83% income tax plus 15% investment income surcharge. My memory of the time is a bit hazy so I looked it up. I was a teenager at the time but remember my father complaining that Labour were taking 105% of his top slice income. As it turns out that was a bit inaccurate but nevertheless 98% is bad enough.

So what happened? Well, high earners fled the country in droves. Reportedly 750,000 British taxpayers were liable for a 98 percent tax rate in 1974. Take, for example, the Rolling Stones. Reflecting on the time, Bill Wyman said in the band’s DVD “Stones in Exile” that if a band member made a “million quid,” he would be taking home only £70,000. “It was impossible to make enough to pay Inland Revenue. I had to get out of the country to pay the tax that was incurred on me,” Keith Richards remembered.

The Stones weren’t the only ones. Actors left in drove too. And top business people. The rich have the power and the means to just go off to places where the tax is less punitive. The problem is that they takes jobs and investment with them. No wealth, no job creation or entrepreneurship. It’s all gone abroad – and at the end of the day, it’s a global marketplace we’re living in.

So how about the so-called ‘John Lewis model’ where the top man’s pay is pegged to a multiple of the lowest paid worker? Better, but still bad for business. Top companies will just move their headquarters to other countries, killing the UK jobs in their offices and factories. There they can still pay high salaries to attract top people.

There is only one country in the western world that has a maximum wage in place, and that’s Cuba – but before my old friend Longrider starts kicking off about Cuba again, I’m forced to point out that Cuba has a rather curious dual currency system. It’s been said that the maximum Cuban wage equates to about US$30 a month but there is a an external currency and an internal currency, so the equivalence is meaningless. Locals are paid in local currency and they buy stuff in local currency. It’s worthless outside Cuba. As I said, a curious system…

Also, the wages paid to top executives in private companies is a matter for the shareholders, not the government. Corbyn reckons he wouldn’t give government contracts to companies who pay excessive executive salaries. He won’t put a figure on it and it’s unworkable because there’d be nobody left to give the work too!

So, maximum wages pegged by punitive taxation doesn’t work. Government interference in executive pay doesn’t work. In fact, the entire premise of 1970’s socialism on which Corbyn bases Labour policy doesn’t work.

Corbyn 2.0

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So yesterday saw the launch of Labour Leader 2.0 which was much expected to be the improved, bug free version codenamed ‘Corbyn’. So what new features is this upgrade offering?

Well the previous version suffered lots of glitches which provoked its users to give it a great big vote of no confidence. As a result there was a user convention and a grand reshuffle of the development team. Unfortunately despite these changes at the top, the latest version seems to be just as muddled and lacking any clear sense of direction. It seems as if the developers are fighting amongst themselves rather than pulling together as a team.

For example, take the brexit management module. Is it in or out? Hard or soft? Clearly there’s a lack of user configuration which is immediately apparent. Whatever you tell it, there’s a clear lack of communication between the hardware and software. The software just doesn’t take instructions from the hardware core, or Momentum as it’s known by the developers. Momentum seems to be bullying the software into taking instructions that it’s just not set up to accept.

Then there’s the confusing EU module. Does it want to accept the underlying architecture of free movement? Yes or no? To be honest it’s not really clear and more conflicts are apparent.

It gets even worse though. Take the interface to the TUC systems. We really can’t tell if they’re supported or not. And it’s even more apparent with the NHS interface which the developers say needs much more investment before it’s workable. Tbe problem here is that it’s really not clear where that investment is going to come from.

No, all in all this release is really just cosmetic changes to an outdated and outmoded system. They’re trying to paper over the cracks but at the end of the day, it needs a hell of a lot more work before the punters will buy into it…

Get ’em by balls…

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So Theresa May gives her first full interview on Sky News. To be fair, May has never been famous for giving much away to interviewers. She has been described as the hardest PM to interview since Atlee, so although Sophy Ridge did her best, it’s not surprising that May stood firm and gave little away.

Much has been spouted by her political opponents about hard and soft Brexit and lack of stated government policy. May was pretty scathing about her predecessor – especially concerning his total lack of preparation for a leave vote. The point is that Cameron was so arrogant that a leave vote was unthinkable, so no need to plan.

Whilst all this going on, the then Home Secretary was doing a John Major who famously developed political tooth ache during Thatcher’s final hours and then knifed her in the back. May was keeping her powder dry and avoiding Cameron’s pressure to declare her position as his position which it now seems it never was?

Her position is now becoming clearer. She believes that control over immigration and law outweighs membership of the single market. I believe she is right. We will still sell to the EU without being a member because it is in both parties interests for this to happen.

This is the so called ‘cake and eat it’ option. Brussels says it won’t happen but May just might pull it off. She’s an accomplished politician and no what you think of her, she’s nobody’s fool. As Spiro Agnew once famously said ‘When you have them by the balls, then the head and the heart follow!’ so never mind grabbing them by the pussy, grab ’em by the balls.

Ironically the person with the most balls appears to be a woman. Brexit? Bring it on and watch the woman play hardball…

Our man in Brussels

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So, Farewell then
Sir Ivan Rogers
You didn’t like Brexit
You didn’t like politicians
Actually, you didn’t like much really…
(E.J Thribb, aged 9¾)

Well, so our man in Brussels has fallen on his sword and the reports of his demise that are coming out this morning are most illuminating. It seems that Sir Humphrey – sorry, Sir Ivan – was so pro-EU that he had the flag tattooed on his arse, figuratively speaking.

Rogers was principal private secretary to Ken Clarke whose passion for brown Hush Puppies and the EU cost him his chance of becoming Tory leader. No Tory Leader should wear brown shoes. He also turned his back on his own party in the recent article 50 vote where he was the only Tory rebel. Rogers also served as chief of staff to the former vice-president of the European Commission, Leon Brittan. Clarke and Brittan were staunch supporters of the UK joining the Euro – and look how that would have turned out!

It’s reported that he regarded himself as intellectually superior to politicians. Every time he got slapped down, he threw a hissy fit and threatened to resign. Under Cameron, he got away with it. He rewarded Cameron for appointing him by effectively buggering up his pre-referendum ‘renegotiation’ at every opportunity. Clearly a man to whom the word ‘loyalty’ is absent from his dictionary.

He tried it on again with May. First he makes a speech telling the world that it will take 10 years to get the UK out of the EU – not a good start – and then slags off his own government by saying they’re unprepared and guilty of wooly thinking. You can bet your bottom dollar that May and David Davies were broken hearted when he tried the resignation tactics again. They accepted it, probably with a whoop of joy at the prospect of seeing the back of him.

Reportedly, he’s now thinking of joining up with Clegg and Blair in their attempts to derail the will of the people. Well, good luck with that. He’ll be shuffled away to a quiet corner of the Foreign Office and told to keep his mouth shut. And anyway, nobody really gives a fuck what he thinks.

So who’s going to replace him. Well, it won’t be Nigel Farage that’s for certain – although it bloody well ought to be…!