BREAKING KAYFABE
Three Pro Wrestlers Play Tug Of War With A 2.5-Year-Old Lion Cub, Do Not Even Come Close To Winning
You know how your dog likes to play tug with toys? This is like that, times a hundred.
TURN OFF LOCATION SHARING
Poor Schmucks Let Their Co-Workers Download And Share Their Facebook Data
Your daily reminder that Facebook still has far too much access to your personal information.
ON THAT DEEP DISH ISH
A Very Cheesy Rap Video About Deep Dish Pizza
On April 5, our nation celebrated in honor of the Windy City's most famous edible export. As tribute, Chicago's Big 95.5 made this personal-pan-sized rap video all about 'za.
TREAD CAREFULLY
The Hidden Ways Stairs Shape Our Everyday Lives
American architect and designer David Rockwell waxes poetic about staircases and what they say about human beings.
'PACIFIC RIM 3' LOOKS TERRIFYING
Good Lord, Look At The Size Of This Feral Pig
This clip of a feral pig the size of a small house is only 4 seconds long, and honestly that's a good thing because we progressively lost our grip on reality with each second that passed.
A LITTLE RADIATION FOR YOUR TRIP
Woman Goes Through Security Scanner So She Doesn't Have To Let Go Of Her Purse
We can laugh, but this woman in Dongguan, China didn't lose her purse or have it stolen, so her effort was successful.
PAGING DOCTOR BORNSTEIN
Former Trump Adviser Denies Flu Season, Says 'Jesus Himself Is Our Flu Shot'
Texas minister Gloria Copeland, a former campaign adviser on Trump's evangelical advisory board, recently told her followers that there is no flu season and that God will heal flu symptoms. We're not medical professionals, but we suggest following the advice of your doctor.
DO NOT BLAME DOGGO
Hungry Dog Accidentally Starts Fire By Snatching Pancakes
If you leave pancakes on the stove, hungry doggos will want to taste.
WE KNOW WHO HE'S PRAYING FOR
Watch This Pastor Excoriate Trump While Mike Pence Stands In The Front Row
"I stand today as your Pastor to vehemently denounce and reject such characterizations of the nations of Africa and our brothers and sisters in Haiti."
HOLDING BACK TEARS
Anderson Cooper Delivers An Impassioned Defense Of Haiti In The Wake Of Trump's 'Shithole' Remark
"Let me be clear.... the people of Haiti have been through more, withstood more, fought back against more injustice... than our President ever has."
HE TOTALLY MEANT TO DO THAT
Basketball Player Hurls The Ball Behind His Back As He Falls Out Of Bounds, Nails An Incredible Three-Pointer
You probably weren't watching Waubonsee Community College's game against McHenry County College when it happened, which means you probably missed this incredible shot from Addison Bode.
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST GIVE UP
How To Make An Omelette, For Dumbasses
It shouldn't be hard. It's just a fucking omelette. Yet, here we are...
HE ALREADY HAS A JOB AT IBM
This Thirteen-Year-Old Artificial Intelligence Prodigy Is Smarter Than We Will Ever Be Ever
Tanmay Bakshi is the ultimate poster child for homeschooling.
CLINTON DID 900
A Sound Argument For The Theory That The Government Faked Tony Hawk's 900
A 900 isn't three and a half rotations, it's only two and a half. Still, there's no way Tony Hawk landed it in 1999, and the American public knows it.
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT...
Don't Buy 'Mystery' Boxes Off Ebay
A woman learns the hard way that eBay is not the place to get ~experimental~ with your purchases.
THE RISE OF THE SEX ROBOTS
Sex Robots Are No Longer Science Fiction And That's... Really Creepy?
The sex robots currently being designed can't walk yet, but you can actually interact with them. Here's, however, an example of how a conversation would go: "Do you want to walk?" "I don't want anything but you."
HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL
A Woman Travels The Country In An RV Paying Addicts To Give Up Their Fertility
Vice investigates one woman's contentious approach to poverty and public health.
THIS IS THE MOST FUN
Lupita Nyong'o Danced Her Way Through Comic-Con Undercover As A Pink Power Ranger
Taking a page from the Adam Savage playbook, Lupita took full advantage of her anonymity prancing around the conference center.
BETWEEN THE ROCK AND THE GATES
In Case You Missed It, The Rock Was Actually There At Xbox's Launch Party 16 Years Ago
We love The Rock, but hearing him sell the video game console by comparing it to himself is just a bit cringe-y for our tastes.
