WE'LL DRINK TO THAT
In Memoriam: The Trashy Mall Food Court Smoothie Of The 90s
Pour one out for the glory days of Mango Me Crazy and Peach on the Beach.
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THE NOSE KNOWS
Expert Blindly Guesses Whether Whiskeys Are Cheap Or Expensive
"Whiskey is an occasion unless you're like me and have it for breakfast."
HMMM, ALMOST NONE OF THEM?
Ranking Juices By How Healthy They Are
Surprise! Most juices are less fix-all tonics, more sugar-overdose fructose bombs.
A BITTER CUP TO SWALLOW
How Mediocre Coffee Took Over America
Don't let this elitist propaganda make you feel bad about that drive-thru brew you so love but, just so you know, here's what experts believe separates a "good" cup of joe from a "bad" cup of joe.
BOTTOMS UP
St. Patrick's Day's Most Controversial Drink Is Also Its Most Delicious
Controversial name aside, one thing is clear — the Irish Car Bomb, or Irish Slammer as it's sometimes called, is surprisingly delicious.
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE DIRT CHEAP
Applebee's $1 Cocktails And The Exquisite Joy Of Good-Bad Taste
In 2018, the fast-casual company successfully reinvigorated its brand by ditching menu items customers "can't pronounce," and doubling down on "comfort." It worked.
IT'LL TICKLE YORE INNARDS!
How Mountain Dew Went From Moonshine Mixer To The Gaming World's Beverage Of Choice
A history of the miraculous elixir that unites hippies, gun-toting hillbillies and tweens playing "Halo" in their family basements.
JUST PLANE EXTREME
Stunt Pilot Pours A Glass Of Red Bull By Barrel Rolling
We're not exactly sure of the science here, which means we're fairly certain it's magic.
SACHET AWAY
Tea Expert Guesses Whether Teas Are Cheap Or Expensive
Learn how to smell and slurp tea the high falutin way.
'IT'S BLOODY RIDICULOUS'
Drones Are Already Delivering Coffee To People's Doorsteps In Australia
Alphabet's Wing is testing a drone fleet getting coffee into people's hand within three minutes of ordering.
TBH IT SOUNDS KINDA GOOD TO US
Anheuser-Busch's 'Not-So-Soft Drink' Enraged 1978 America
Its description read, "A Light Blend of Citrus, Fruit, Spice, and Other Natural Flavors" — not unlike a fruited session IPA, or even a spiked seltzer. It contained less than 1% alcohol and was stocked next to soft drinks on supermarket shelves.
What It’s Like Over Here, What’s It Like Over There?
Here's a news series titled "Why I'm Probably A Drunk" where we ask writers we like who are still admitted problem drinkers to write about it the best they can.
APPLES TO... DIFFERENT APPLES
Why Cider Means Something Completely Different In America And Europe
FBI agents, Prohibition and beer made American cider sweet and sober.
JUST IN TIME FOR NEW YEAR'S DAY
Turkey's Magical Hangover Cure
Pickles are an integral staple of Turkish cuisine, and a glass of pickle juice is famed as a quick, tasty and natural cure for even the fiercest of headaches.
'A GATEWAY TO KICKING HARDER HABITS'
How The Plastic Straw Ban Became The Biggest Trend Of 2018
The movement to #StopSucking inspired cities to shelve plastic, but it also put a burden on people with disabilities.
EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
People In China Are Going Gaga Over Cheese Tea
Hey, we're not going to knock it until we try it, but we are... skeptical.
100% GO JUICE
What's In This?: 5-Hour Energy Shots
This product contains 17 ingredients. 16 of them are basically useless.
CUE 'FORTUNATE SON'
Dude Shotguns Can While Surfing Speeding Motorcycle
We really hope there's soda in that can.
NOW, TO TAKE A BIG SWIG OF MILK...
Battling The Scourge Of 'Embalmed Milk'
How an obscure Indiana public health official pioneered the campaign against tainted dairy products at the turn of the 20th century.
WE THE PEOPLE, DESERVE AN ANSWER
What Is The Essence Of Pamplemousse? LaCroix Still Won't Tell Us
The company's "natural flavors" have been an ongoing mystery.
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