You haven't been so subtle with your hints, y'know. For months, you've been asking me to find a way to make it easier to print recipes from Crunchy Betty. You've hinted that you might not talk to me again if I don't figure this out. Oh, I've seen you stomping your feet, even as you were leaving the most lovely comments. Crunchy Betty sees all, missies. Well, I have good news, and I have better news. First, I'm going to start trying to remember to implement a way to make it easy ... Continue Reading
DIY Beauty
Simple Homemade 3-Ingredient Facial Oil Moisturizer – Customize It For Your Own Gorgeous Skin
Shoot, you guys. I owe so many of you an apology. For years, so many of you have been asking about what I use to moisturize my face. Every time, the conversation goes like this: Curious Person: "Hey, Betty? What do you use to moisturize your face?" Me: "I use a blend of oils." Curious Person: "What kind of oils? Can you give me a recipe?" Me: "Oh, a whole bunch, blended together. I'll blog it soon, I promise." Fast forward to eight thousand years later, otherwise known as today, I was ... Continue Reading
New News and pH Balancing Your Old Homemade Deodorant Problems
Hello, strangers! So, I have some good news and I have some bad news. Which news do you want first? The good news? Yes. That is what you want. Crunchy Betty is getting a makeover! I've been diligently working with a lovely site designer over the past few weeks, and we should (hopefully) be ready to roll it out on August 1st. Better news? With the new design will come a new format, a new way of thinking, a new way of looking at our lives RIGHT NOW AS THEY ARE through what we do. (I'll ... Continue Reading
MANhand Salve – The Perfect DIY Father’s Day Gift
My father. Bless his heart, but for as much as he tries, he's so predictably underwhelmed when he receives gifts. If you give him a tie, with a crooked smile, he'll say, "Oh. Wow. Okay. This is great. Thanks." If you give him a spice rack, with a raised eyebrow, he'll go, "Oh. Wow. Okay. This is great. Thanks." If you give him a new car, he'll go ... well, okay, I don't know how he'll go. I've never given him a new car. But I'm pretty sure he'd go, "Oh. Wow. This is great. Was the store ... Continue Reading
The Roofarm and Recipes for Not-Just-For-Gardeners Salve
Until about five days ago, if you'd have said "have some gardener's salve," I would have been all "Pssht, what do I need gardener's salve for? For when I fall in the dirt after tripping on my shoelaces?" (Who am I kidding? I don't have shoes with shoelaces. I just trip. On cracks or curbs or air. Mostly air.) But, see, there's really not much of a difference between "gardener's salve" and, say, just about any other kind of salve out there. Put the word "healing" in front of it instead of ... Continue Reading
Do You Have Shopping Cart Anxiety? — Part 1
It was 4 o'clock in the afternoon when Amanda Worthington lay her life bare for all to see. "It was the worst day ever," she whispered tensely. "I was about to start my period, my boyfriend and I broke up the night before, and my sister called and begged me to pick up 10 two-liter bottles of Dr Pepper at the store for her kids' soccer practices. I wanted to say no, but she threatened to tell our mother about the time I ate her lipstick." "Mom's very protective of her lipstick," Amanda ... Continue Reading