Molly Tolsky

Today my workplace of 8 years switched from watery store brand hand soap to Mrs. Meyers basil scent and suddenly anything seems possible.

Most nights when I drink end with me making frozen tator tots I affectionately call spud puppies JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW!!!!

Last night I listened to "Love on Top" by Beyonce about 22 times before going to bed and this morning I inexplicably and uncharacteristically wore a top knot and eye make up, coincidence????

The inside of my nose hurts and I don't know what to do.

Just want to start a Jewish shepherding company called Schleppin' Sheep.

Just saw a dad pretend to almost throw his son into a dumpster. I love fatherhood

And then the car in front of us rear ended the car in front of him and everybody got out and started yelling at each other and honking and lol yep I am home.

Was having a real special moment in the car ride home from the airport, “Empire State of Mind” playing with the skyline in view from the highway, feeling happy to call this place home.

Will two glasses of wine before getting ready for a wedding make me more brave with my makeup choices? Let’s find out.

And I spilled some gumbo down my shirt.

Never mind five drunk bros sat down right next to me. They’re celebrating the birthday of somebody named “Shloop” and talking about “packs of hotties.”

I’m sitting at a hotel bar by myself having a glass of wine. Al Green is playing. I’ve never felt more sophisticated.

Now I am on my way back but have in the meantime eaten lunch and for a big stain on my shirt cool cool

Hello after going to therapy at the same time for the past 4 years, I showed up today an hour early and my therapist looked freaked out and said we are going to have to analyze this farewell sweet world I've lost it

Just had a 20-minute fashion show at work in which my coworkers helped me choose which dress I should wear to a wedding. God I love working with women.

Feel like I came up with a reeeally good title for a novel in my dream last night but since I don't remember it I guess I'll just go back to never writing again

I have an appointment at H&R Block later today and am genuinely terrified of being exposed as an adult who doesn't really know what taxes are.

Doing my taxes and just thrilled to learn that my 6 shares of Disney stock earned me $9.36 last year!!!!