100% April Fools' Joke Free

It's the kind of hard-hitting-no-punches-pulled integrity you've come to expect from the 1,437,512nd most popular site on the web.

And if you care:  The undetermined origins of Aprils Fools' Day

UPDATE:  After reading over 300 RSS feeds littered with April Fools' stories, I am convinced that April Fools' is the day everyone who isn't funny gets to act funny and everyone cuts them some slack.