that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.

A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.

Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.

It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.

a device used to call somebody.

why isn't this definition here yet?

1. apparatus for the average teenage daughter to talk about incoherent things for hours on end.

2. something that will haunt you if you owe money to the government, bank loans, loan sharks, friends, accidents at the local pet store you work for, or perhaps your school for the mysterious fire.

Phone; noun
1) the best invention of all time
2) by far the WORST invention of all time

Something used to communicate that seems to be replaced and forgotten by instant messanging programs.

1. A device that was once originally used to speak to another person whose location is a significant or considerable distance apart from you, but now it is a confirmation that you would like to receive free calls from telemarketers.

2. Something teenagers use far too much.