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People want to learn astrology, but they don’t know where to start. Start with your own (natal) chart! Get an inexpensive Natal Report. This will tell you what you should be noting in your chart. This is from a sample … Read More… Continue reading Learn Astrology The Easy Way! at ElsaElsa.
There was large stellium in Capricorn between 1990-93. Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune were all transiting the sign. The faster moving planets joined them at various times. Consequently there are people out there with their Sun, Moon, Venus or Mars, Saturn, … Read More… Continue reading The Mega Capricorns Born In 1990, 1991, And 1993 at […]
I published an astrology-themed newsletter, several times a week. These letters are intended to help you in the one minute it takes to read them. Variety, always! Here’s some of what’s coming up… Dark Corner To Hide In Impervious To Groans & Eye Rolls English Is Weird Customized Clothing To subscribe to Heads up From Elsa – […]
Today in the forum – July 23 New Moon in Leo AI and Job Loss Is your love style affected by your parents? Do you like your Moon sign? Advice From Your Mother The Show Off Thread Come join us! … Read More… Continue reading Hot Topics On ElsaElsa at ElsaElsa.
I wrote this in 2010. This is one of those risky topics. It gets into people’s un-comfort zones. Fact is, you’re uncomfortable whether I say anything or not. You just don’t know it. If your icky feelings are subconscious, this … Read More… Continue reading The High Price Of Safety And The Icky Feelings Lurking […]
“There is a point every woman comes to eventually,” I told a friend. “It’s when you look in the mirror and you know you’re not going to be able to rely on whatever it is you’ve been relying on. You’ve … Read More… Continue reading Women, Aging And Attractivenes at ElsaElsa.
Today’s Gemini Moon dances along unimpeded by any aspects until very, very late tonight. The information flow improves and if you need to catch up with people this is a good day for that. One thing the Gemini Moon does help us with is multi-tasking because she handles distractions with ease. Switching back and forth […]
Here I go into your un-comfort zone (see tag). But this is a very common phenomena. I’m writing about it so people who have experienced this know they have company. A woman is just going along, dating or whatever. She may … Read More… Continue reading Changing Your Life After A Degrading Sexual Experience at ElsaElsa.
He’s done it again! Baited me into conflict and turmoil! There is a man I know who consistently provokes me. This is not because I’m special. He provokes everyone, in what seems like a round-robin sort of way. He’ll needle … Read More… Continue reading Allowing Yourself To Be Baited at ElsaElsa.
July 18, 2017: From now until two weeks prior to The Great American Eclipse of August 21, 2017 we remain under (fading) auspices of the February 10th Lunar and February 26 Solar Eclipses of 2017. You recall that the Lunar Eclipse fell @22Leo (the ‘worst foot forward’ degree, or sometimes, the ‘open mouth insert foot’ […]