What's that smell? oh, it's probably Lisa's vag. Oh man, that sushi looks like someones vag!!

So i walk in the bedroom and there she is spread eagle showing off her vag.

Amy doesn't have a vag she has a dick.
I wish I had a vag
Grandma has a saggy, wrinkly vag

1) Man would i love to ram that vag.
2) Quit being such a vag.

Frank: So, did you get any last night?
Jorge: No, she's bleeding from the vag again.
Frank: <blank stare>
(Clouds break to reveal a ray of sunlight, and the song of angels' voices)
Frank: The vag...

Ben- Are you going to tap that?(referring to Suzy)
Adam- Yeah
Ben- Anal, or through the vag?
Adam- Vag definitely
Ben- OK, be careful though, I heard Suzy has the Clap

There's an awesome VAG exhibit on right now, you'd better head downtown soon or you'll miss it.