A religion. And SCREW the person who wrote the entry about it meaning stupid.

Of or relating to Jews or their culture or religion.

Jewish means belonging to the Jewish faith or religion. Jewish, for some, means going out for Chinese food on Christmas Eve.
Jewish people, historically were denied entry into many professions and guilds and were forced to be money lenders, hence the stereotype of Jews and money.
Many Jews, but not all Jews invest heavily in education. Hence, a wise person is an informed person and can learn to read and analyze stocks. There's no special magic to learning to make an investment. Read a book, dude!

Someone of the Jewish faith. Traditionally, one who's mother is Jewish.


All you anti-semitic assholes on the internet who use "Jewish" as anything but an adjective for the faith, go kill yourselves.

Someone who is partially, but not completely Jewish. They are Jew-ish. Kinda like a Jew, but not quite.

An ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the ancient Middle East. One of the most intelligent ethnicities on the planet. Jews have historically placed a high value on education, which allows them to contribute to advancing the world. Of American Nobel Prize winners, 37% have been Jewish Americans (19 times the percentage of Jews in the population). The stereotype of Jews being cheap is derived from the Middle Ages when Jews were forced by the Catholic Church to follow money lending professions.

A Jew that embraces anything but the full extent of Judaism.