a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

gas followed by mass.

When one farts and a little shit comes out.

To Accidently Shit While Trying To Push Out A Fart..In Other Words To Gamble And Lose

A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.

Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)

Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.

v. - The act of farting in hopes that it will just be air, but to ones' dismay...a little shit comes out.

v.,n. - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart