Not me but this girl I met at a party. She was cool and everything, still in high school though (our crowd was 21+ for the most part so I think she was friends of someone's girlfriend. Anyways there's this guy that comes off as a good dude, always helpful nice and funny to everyone. Well the girl passed out drunk in a bed in the house and I think nothing of it. Later on I need to piss and someone's in the main bathroom so I have to use the master bathroom, which is when I walk in on that guy fingerling that girl while she's passed out drunk. I turned around because he didn't see me and I gathered the troops. We pulled that guy out of there, all the while he's saying it's not what it looks like I was massaging her. He gets the living shit kicked out of him in the front yard by 5 or 6 good ol boys and dropped off at the local emergency room as somebody kicked him so hard in the face his jaw was visibly broken. We never did tell that girl about it, she had no idea what happened, but we all agreed its probably better to not know.
You guys are without a doubt the goodest of good boys
Reading these makes me feel better that I'm below average in looks.
It can happen to ANYONE, remember that.
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Sorry guys didnāt realize this sub was for The True Donald. I saw this picture, gave me a chuckle, and I wanted to share. I figured The_Donald wouldnāt approve, while this sub said āpost whatever I donāt give a shitā so I thought why not
Gives me a 1984 Big Brother is always watching kinda vibe
You and me going fishing in the dark
Lying on our backs and counting the stars
With the mosquitoes
Down by the river in the full moon light
We'll be fallin' in love while we're scratching the bites
Just movin' slow
I read this is Tim McGraw sing songy voice, it worked very well
I hired a 17 year-old family friend to help with some yard work. She was a good student, nice person, and a hard worker. While we were trimming a hedge, she asked if she could use the bathroom. I showed her where it was, went back outside, and continued to work. She took a while, and I worried she wasn't feeling well. Eventually she came back out and appeared to be fine. I didn't give it another thought. We finished up the work, and I drove her home.
When I returned, I headed into the bathroom to shower, and was met with my worst nightmare. There was shit everywhere. There were nuggets, chunks of fucking corn, and shit pudding fingerprints everywhere; walls, floor, toilet, shower curtain, towels, cabinet, mirror. She was thorough. Nothing, save the ceiling had been missed by this Poocasso. Incredulous, disgusted, angry, and perplexed don't even scratch the surface of the emotional tsunami I felt. It took hours to clean and sanitize the mess she made, and I still feel resentful 20 years later.
I never said anything to her. I didn't know how to broach the topic. Her brother was terminally ill and in the hospital, her dad was mean, the family was very poor, and I knew she was under a tremendous amount of stress. I just kept my distance, and never invited her to my house again.
āPoocassoā that is amazing
āDid you brush your teeth before getting into bed?ā
āYes, Dad.ā
āThen why is your toothbrush still dry?ā
āDuh...I-I-I...ā
[mock imitating]āāDuh I-I-I didnāt brush my teeth Dad.ā Get back in there and brush your teeth.ā
Kids think theyāre slick, but they forget the little details to cover their tracks.
I was a little shit back in the day and would wet the toothbrush and the sink to get away with this stuff. Honestly it took about as much trouble as brushing my damn teeth in the first place.
Accidentally bought a āRetroā N64 controller
Iām sure this is a long shot, but I was trying to get a second controller online and I didnāt do near enough research as a should have. I ended up buying a N64 controller with a USB instead of the original plug-in for the console. Iāve been trying to look online for converters but all I can find is gadgets that get converted to USB only. Should I accept my failure and buy an actual controller or is there something out there that can help use the one I originally bought?
Thanks for any pointers/advice in advance!
Have you considered returning the controller and getting a refund?
If itās unopened you can, but if itās opened I can return it and get a gift card. Thatād be about $11, and at this point Iām guessing the legit controllers are probably more expensive.
You can tell when big momma hits that āoh lawd Iām boutta pass outā feeling.
Spot fucking on man
Itās unfair but honestly them coddling him like that is not gonna do him any good. He had things handed to him all his life and because of that heāll never know the true value of hard work and most likely end up being a bum.
You on the other hand, have had to work for everything you have and know how to take care of yourself and make ends meet all on your own. And youāre better for having to do that, because eventually your parents wonāt be around and he wonāt know what to do with himself while youāll manage just fine.
Does... does he think heās supposed to just stick his tongue in?
Iāve done that before and was told it was enjoyable. Iām no Gene Simmons tho
I just came to say, if he constantly apologizes and says heāll change, and then turns around and does the opposite then he obviously isnāt sorry and doesnāt want to change. Itās seriously time for an ultimatum, or else heās just gonna do whatever he wants and say heāll change just to get you off his back for the meantime.
So, I was dating this girl whose father was paying for her school, and her apartment. Now her father would have never agreed to us living together, or should I say, me getting a free place to live that he was paying for.
One day, my girlfriend is at work, and I'm at home alone. Next thing I know, I hear someone coming up the steps to our apartment door. I look through the crack in the blinds and see that it's her father. So holy shit I crawl underneath her bed. I knew he had a key, and he might come inside. Sure enough, he comes inside. I'm hiding under the bed, and then he approaches it. I retreat away from the opening in the bed skirt. I cannot see him anymore so for sure he can't see me either.
And then he sits on the bed and then fully gets in it. Okay that's weird. Why is he getting in his daughter's bed?
Then I hear movement like someone else is getting into the bed. And kissing starts. He then starts fucking someone that does not sound like my girlfriend's mom who smokes heavily.
Holy crap, wait till my girlfriend finds out that her father is using her apartment for his boom boom pad to cheat on her mom!
And holy crap the guy is a monster in bed. He's banging away and she's having wave after wave of orgasm.
They fucked for what seemed like an eternity. And now I'm waiting for my girlfriend to come home any minute and discover the action.
Her dad was such a champ that I almost started feeling like I wanted him to leave before he got discovered.
The action winds down and I hear him say, don't let your mom find out.
And then surprisingly my girlfriend's voice replies, yeah or my boyfriend.
I moved out an hour later.
This has got to be bullshit. Tell me itās bullshit
August 16th 2008 my friend Kelsey died in a horrible river rafting accident. She was a beautiful wonderful bright light of a person who died at the young age of 23.
Anyways, prior to her leaving on her rafting trip, her and I had bought tickets to the upcoming Radiohead concert on August 19th in Vancouver. She and I shared our love for Radiohead, and a few friends of ours were going to attend with us.
Just before she left to go to her rafting trip, she and I were talking "Hey, what song would you want Radiohead to play, that you know they won't play?". Her answer was "Just" which is a song from the mid 1990's that was not ever in their set list anymore. I also asked her "what makes you like Radiohead so much?" And she said "Radiohead is Music for a rainy day".
On August 19th, 3 days after her death, we still attended the concert because we felt it was something that she would have wanted us to do. We were all in the grips of grief and I didn't really have the spirit to go... but I went anyways. We never gave her ticket to anyone, and we had the ticket torn at the gate because "she was coming with us".
It was a dry summer day, and 3/4's of the way through an absolutely awesome show, Thom Yorke looks up at the sky and says "Looks like we might get some of that famous Vancouver rain, let's play something for a rainy day, haven't played this in a while so bear with us" (or something close to that effect)
On comes JUST. A song they hadn't played live in forever. "Music for a rainy day" ... it then proceeded to DOWNPOUR for the next several hours... more rain than I've ever seen in August in Vancouver. The streets were flooded and everyone at the outdoor show was completely soaked with warm summer rain.
She came to that show with us that day, she made it rain, and I'll never forget it. RIP Kelsey, you are sorely missed.
Edit: found this old article about the rainy concert and even the clunky feeling version of "just".
First post on this thread to give me goosebumps and tear up simultaneously.
I recently started working at a vape shop. All I do is come in, sit around watch movies, listen to music, and get to vape. Itās very relaxing and I get to meet people from all ends of the earth. Much better than working in a hot ass kitchen on my feet for 10-12 hours Iāll say that much!
For all my life, I've suffered from allergies and would frequently have really horrible sneezing fits. I envied people who could just sneeze once or twice and be done with it. That was so foreign to me. If I allowed myself to sneeze once, I was committing myself to at least 15 or 20 intense sneezes, one right on top of the other.
It was exactly like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vtkDKUuXBU
Sometimes it was so intense, I couldn't catch my breath. The worst part was that when sneezing like this, you desperately need to swallow because you're salivating. But swallowing would only intensify the sneeze reflex. So I'd often feel like I was choking. It was so bad I'd hardly ever allow myself to sneeze in public. I just got used to biting my tongue and making weird faces. I'd fend it off at all costs. I often had them while sleeping, since I couldn't prevent them.
It got worse in my 20s, because I'd broken my nose in high school and suffered a deviated septum. And over time, all my right-side sinuses became severely blocked up. By the time I was in my late 30s, I was miserable.
Anyway, a couple years ago I finally got my nose straightened and my sinuses cleaned out (FESS), and immediately after began getting allergy shots.
I now know what it feels like to only sneeze once. Only now, after that first sneeze, I get "stuck" in that almost-sneezing zone for about 10 minutes and it's incredibly frustrating and unsatisfying. I just keep throwing my head back like I'm going to sneeze and it never comes. I look even more ridiculous. I almost wish I could go back.
Bodies are weird, man.
I always thought it felt kind of good to sneeze, but Iāve probably only sneezed 5 times in a row max. I canāt imagine 15-20, especially sleeping? Iām glad itās fixed, but when you feel like you need to sneeze again you should try to look up into a light, that usually triggers it to come out (-:
For your sake, I hope you have an older tv. I decided to go back to the n64 recently, and realized that the only tv I had didn't have anything on the back for component cables, let alone s-video. If that's the case for you, there are a couple options including some composite to hdmi converters out there, but most of them aren't great in terms of picture and lag, and the n64 doesn't hold up super well on modern tvs, especially on larger tvs.
I eventually went down a long rabbit hole involving several different component/s-video to hdmi converters, a sold out mod for getting hdmi on an n64, and a framemeister, but that's more expensive than you might want to worry about. If possible, I'd find an old CRT and just play off that.
I have a Visio (Luckily enough it has the proper holes I needed) At first it was giving me a no signal and I was considering getting the hdmi converter but I just unplugged the yellow cable and plugged it in harder I guess? And bam it was working, currently playing Super Mario (-:
Never heard of it, where do you live my kind sir? US?
I do In fact live in the US, but itās just an online store. They sell all sorts of games, consoles, and have % off deals and all that jazz.
