"Why are you dodging like this? They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Union Army General John Sedgwick before being hit by a confederate sharpshooter at 1,000 yards at the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House.
The All-American Rejects: Move Along when I was 8. I still jam it and know all the words to this very day.
She got into an argument with my brother, who is about to graduate to become a computer engineer, about how the desktop is only the monitor and that the tower wasn't part of the desktop at all. She would also say that the laptop had a foldable desktop.
Edit: paging the real OG /u/grantistheman to see if he remembers this brawl.
Belittling others. Was told: "man, you're really good at making fun of other people" and immediately thought "what a horrible thing to be good at." I have worked since then not only to refrain from putting others down but also to start lifting others up.
My goal, my absolute dream, is to be known for being really good at making other people feel better about themselves.
To be fair, his résumé must be pretty impressive.
Elephant videos make me happy when I'm feeling sad
