The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.

dodane przez Von Hayes marzec 09, 2005

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blumpkin

to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!

That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62

dodane przez bread infection październik 21, 2005

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blumpkin

Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.

There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.

dodane przez blumpkinmaster grudzień 20, 2007

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blumpkins

giving a blowjob to someone while they are deficating

guy- give me blumpkins now BITCH!

crackwhore- as long as i get paid for this shit....

dodane przez teh poof czerwiec 02, 2005

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blumpkin'

when a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce and his old lady is given him some head, best used after a hard night of drinking and that first beer shit of the day. can also be used as a nickname.

1. that girl gave the best blumpkin'
2. hows my blumpkin' this morning

dodane przez Michael Aloian wrzesień 14, 2005