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The Three Kings Arrive, but One of Them Brings a Shaq-a-Roni Pizza Instead of Myrrh
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May 18, 2011I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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December 16, 2024Baby, It’s Me, Polio, and I’ve Missed You
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December 18, 2024Donations Matched One-to-One This Week. Please Consider Giving in Honor of a Reader in Your Life.
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December 13, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: Ancient to the Future
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December 11, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Kevin McCallister’s Mom
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December 6, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Musician Jack Stratton
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December 4, 2024Announcing the International Library of Youth Writing
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November 29, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Signs
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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