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  1. Restumping Restumping happy witty anniversary!
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    January 30, 2017 3:24am EST
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  2. RVM RVM
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    January 30, 2017 1:53am EST
    Life is a Treasure Hunt and we all have the key to it. Unfortunately, many of us don’t unlock it, but take the key to our grave.

  3. OnlyYourSuperman OnlyYourSuperman
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    January 29, 2017 11:15pm EST
    Can I see you?

  4. goodquotes16 goodquotes16
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    January 29, 2017 9:48pm EST
    Too Good To Be True? Chapter 1
    It’s my first day of my freshmen year. New school, new town, new people. Intimidated can’t even begin to describe the feeling that I feel right now. Of course, on top of all of that, there was William. William messaged me a couple days before the first day of school asking if I was going to be going to Perking High School and if I was talking to someone already. Pretty straight forward for someone you’re just talking too. But, I know William…everyone knows William. He is a Junior. Plays basketball, and football too! Only problem is every girl in school talks to him so, how am I supposed to know if I’m special? Or am I just another freshman he’s going to “welcome” into the new school. Ugh I don’t know, my mom told me I should just be focused on meeting new friends from the surrounding towns but all I can think about is why he messaged me…
    But more about school (yay L) I go to a Vocational High School, ya know where there’s all shops and you go through and see what you want to be when you grow up. I want to get into cosmetology. I love hair and makeup. I think I’ll be good at it too, mom says to “always keep my options open” but I’m sick of her always putting down what I say, what’s so bad if I want to be a cosmetologist? Then she won’t have to pay for a hair dresser anymore… I don’t get her sometimes. William is in Drafting. I wonder if that’s what he wants to be when he grows up or if his parents forced him into it. Maybe one day I’ll get to ask him that…or not.
    The first day of school is always the most boring. I’m in high school now but yet I still have to stay in my assigned homeroom all day. How does that work? Isn’t this the place where I’m supposed to “find myself” and “have freedom”. I guess not, getting a locker with a combination lock right outside of my homeroom seems pretty “Middle School” too me. Today we get a list of shops that we go and visit with our homeroom, how embarrassing. Parading around as if we’re babies. It’s like they want to give the upperclassmen even more of a reason to make fun of us. Drafting isn’t on my list today so I guess that I’ll get more ready tomorrow for when I see William. Oh, yeah I forgot to mention, freshmen and juniors are in shop together and then sophomores and seniors. So, I might end up seeing William a lot. (hopefully)
    The first day was actually boring, I stayed with my homeroom so I didn’t even get to meet any new people except at lunch but everyone just ended up staying with their homeroom anyways. I went off to find my friend Kate, she’s my best friend and knows all about William and I wanted to see if she went through Drafting yet.
    I screamed waving to get Kate’s attention “Hey Kate”
    “OMG! Lex, where have you been! I have been looking everywhere for you.”
    “I just got in here my homeroom was late cause the HVAC teacher didn’t realize that the freshmen are all having lunch together today I guess normally we would go with everyone in HVAC”
    “Lex…I saw William”
    “Ok… and?” I was pretty confused as to why she was starting off our conversation like this in the middle of lunch she knew that I didn’t want everyone to know he messaged me.
    “He came up to me and asked what homeroom you are in.”
    “He did what??”
    “I know, I know I’m so excited for you I just had to tell you!”
    Butterflies instantly fluttered through my stomach. All these thoughts were running through my head; how did he know Kate was my best friend? How did he know that she even knew he was texting me? What if she didn’t know –
    Kate grabbed my arm whispering “Lex, there’s Williams ex-girlfriend”
    What a great way to be interrupted into my day dream right? Ugh. There she is, all pretty dressed in the best clothes, makeup, hair, from head to toe. Why does she always have to look so perfect and have the perfect body? I wonder why they broke up anyways.
    Kate and I got interrupted by the lunch bell so back to touring the other shops I went. The rest of my first day went pretty boring just listened to all the shop teachers try and persuade us on why their shop is the perfect fit for us. I found my way to my bus, I know so embarrassing in high school still taking the bus home. I made my way to the back of the bus and just put my headphones on immediately only to look up and see William walking right towards me.

  5. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
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    January 29, 2017 9:25pm EST
    im okay, i promise

  6. me_just_me me_just_me
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2017 9:24pm EST
    It's time for me to be happy and put myself first.

  7. nicole* nicole*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2017 8:58pm EST
    it's your voice that leads me home,
    and i know where i belong

  8. joie de vivre* joie de vivre*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2017 3:49pm EST
    What if everything in the world were a misunderstanding,
    what if laughter were really tears?

  9. joie de vivre* joie de vivre*
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    January 29, 2017 3:41pm EST
    For some people, life is the process of knocking through walls to get out.
    For others, it is the building of walls.

  10. joie de vivre* joie de vivre*
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    January 29, 2017 3:38pm EST
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    Your heart will become a dusty piano in the basement of a church and she will play you when no one is looking. Now you understand why it’s called an organ.

  11. joie de vivre* joie de vivre*
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    January 29, 2017 3:13pm EST
    I did not die, and yet
    I lost life's breath.

  12. joie de vivre* joie de vivre*
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    January 29, 2017 3:06pm EST
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    But knowing what I don’t want to do doesn’t help me figure out what I do want to do. I could do just about anything if somebody made me. But I don’t have an image of the one thing I really want to do. That’s my problem now. I can’t find the image.

  13. joie de vivre* joie de vivre*
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    January 29, 2017 2:59pm EST
    If I ever let you down, it's not because I don't love you. It's because I don't
    Love mYseLF.

  14. joie de vivre* joie de vivre*
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    January 29, 2017 2:44pm EST
    Some people are
    born with torn-
    adoes in their
    lives but con-
    stellations in
    their eyes.
    Other people
    are born with
    stars at their
    feet but their
    souls are
    lost at sea.

  15. joie de vivre* joie de vivre*
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    January 29, 2017 2:29pm EST
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    Hope is hugging me, holding me in its arms, wiping away my tears and telling me that today and tomorrow and two days from now I will be just fine and I’m so delirious I actually dare to believe it.

  16. OnlyYourSuperman OnlyYourSuperman
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    January 29, 2017 9:30am EST
    Why the hell do you let him find you so easily if your scarred for your life? I could of helped you. If you actaully need help call me dont call me to play some bullshit games if you arent being serious about getting out. He needs to do some time for being a phsycopath so call the cops and tell me or I will. If you dont reply to this later today I will go to them.

  17. AnastasioHope AnastasioHope
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    January 29, 2017 7:25am EST
    He gave her his heart and she took it :)Only to give it away to someone else she loved 💔

  18. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
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    January 28, 2017 8:52pm EST
    'We Watched Him Drink His Pain Away, A Little At A Time; But He Never Could Get Drunk Enough, To Get Her Off His Mind. Until The Night.. He Put That Bottle To His Head, And Pulled The Trigger; And Finally Drank Away Her Memory. Life Is Short, But This Time It Was Bigger, Than The Strength He Had To Get Up Off His Knees. We Found Him With His Face Down In The Pillow, With A Note That Said "I'll Love Her Till I Die." And When We Buried Him Beneath The Willow, The Angels Sang A Whiskey Lullaby.,'

  19. E* E*
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    January 28, 2017 7:32pm EST
    i will not be here next year. i need to do everything i want to do in time.

  20. E* E*
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    January 28, 2017 7:02pm EST
    Coming to the realisation that one needs nobody but themselves is a slow but a assured process of love and ardency towards them.

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