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@sarahcpr

ex-google writer/comedian • i wrote a book about how to appear smart in meetings • get my updates:

San Francisco, CA
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Joined May 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 24

    I poured everything I pretend to know into this book. Pre-order it for the entire office:

    26 retweets 47 likes
  2. 2 hours ago

    Me: When are we going to decide if we're going to have kids or not? Husband: After it's too late

    1 retweet 13 likes
  3. 3 hours ago

    Let me be your first black president

    19 retweets 72 likes
  4. 7 hours ago

    You wouldn’t recruit a sideline critic to be a quarterback, so why would you recruit a sideline critic to be President?

    319 retweets 759 likes
  5. 4 hours ago

    Oh God. Not James Woods

    1 like
  6. 4 hours ago

    Dirty Dancing Behind My Parents' Backs and Oh Yeah the Abortion

    3 likes
  7. 4 hours ago

    Mark Burns needs to put quotes around the "pastor" part

    . your tweet somehow got deleted. Don't worry, I kept it for you. You're welcome...
    8 retweets 15 likes
  8. 4 hours ago

    Another example of how not to get African-American votes

    Rudy Giuliani hits at Beyoncé again: "I saved more black lives than any of those people you saw on stage"
    1 retweet 14 likes
  9. 5 hours ago

    It's closeout time at Hyundai of Pharr, Tx, so here's a sexy pic to remind u how f*cking weird LinkedIn is

    6 likes
  10. 6 hours ago

    I'm keeping a running list of people I never want to hear from again. JUST ADDED: David Duke

    6 likes
  11. 8 hours ago

    The Associated Press competes to become the heart of Trump Media

    37 retweets 37 likes
  12. 12 hours ago

    feminists are so retarted

    so now sharing your opinion or thoughts is wrong if you're a man? Feminists are retarted
    23 likes
  13. 17 hours ago

    I just published “9 Cartoons to Help You Avoid Any Actual Work”

    7 retweets 13 likes
  14. 18 hours ago

    Spending most of the day giving obligatory likes to photos 👍

    1 retweet 11 likes
  15. 22 hours ago

    PBTO38: Office Humour and lessons in Management with Sarah Cooper

    2 retweets 2 likes
  16. Aug 28

    Kanye confirms what I've suspected all along: we get dumber every time we listen to him

    3 retweets 21 likes
  17. Aug 28 Manhattan, NY

    total hike length: 15 min; pictures taken: 762; time spent looking at nature with eyes: 38 seconds

    3 retweets 7 likes
  18. Aug 28

    "I went on an hour-long hike, here are 542 pictures of it!" -facebook friends

    4 retweets 38 likes
  19. Aug 28

    Automated customer service rep: What can we help you with today? You can say, billing...technical support....hosting...cha Husband: F*ck you

    1 retweet 17 likes
  20. Aug 28

    😬

    OK Cookie: Horrible fortune cookies from Cards Against Humanity via on
    2 retweets 2 likes
  21. Aug 27

    Her name was Nykea Aldridge. She leaves behind 4 children. How I wish, , that you weren't for real.

    1,189 retweets 1,928 likes

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