Jean-Luc BouchardVerified account

@jlucbouchard

Contributor , growth editor , fiction writer. Voted Best Soft Leg Meat by a committee of small, mean dogs.

New York, NY
Joined November 2012

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    Idk if any other writers have thought of this before but it'd be cool to compare things to sunsets or the moon

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  2. I only have one rule on my diet: I can eat as much as I want of anything I want and I don't have to exercise

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  3. Some nerds SURPRISED ME at my D&D game where I was going to pretend it wasn't my birthday You NERDS NERDS

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  4. This is a really excellent article. Highly recommended. Provides a useful, honest framework for understanding some Trump media coverage mistakes in 2017.

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    Feb 18

    Yeah I like anime I watch uhhhh

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  6. hey what's the pope's venmo handle

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  7. Me: *assumes the inside of a laptop is just a bunch of sparking wires* come on you piece of shit

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  8. Me: *doesn't know how computers work* I can't believe this dumb computer won't work

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    Feb 18

    My mother-in-law is visiting & I told my 14-year old to make menus for brunch this morning & they just invented the most popular restaurant in Williamsburg.

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  10. If only there was a song for someone like me, a man who is passionate about living under the sea

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  11. When will my bodega start carrying this stuff??

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    Feb 14

    Enjoy this Valentine's Day, The Spectacle style: "And God said, 'Let there be man and woman and let them fool around as they see fit. While I watch. From everywhere.'" Author: , "Lost in Paradise" Artist: Frank Eugene, "Adam and Eve"

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    Feb 13

    when i get hired to "revamp" a social media account with a "fresh" "new" "voice" to "speak to today's youth" even though i'm 27 years old

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  14. This is the only way any of you are allowed to address me in emails, now

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  16. Look at this BABY

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  17. Hell is just a series of people at loud parties asking if you want to watch the OK Go treadmill music video on their phones

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  18. I'm gonna just run home in the rain with my eyes closed

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  19. Half the trains are other trains and half of those trains are buses and half of those buses are just broken down cars riddled with bullet holes

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  20. Really respect how unusable the MTA is tonight

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  21. Have to assume at this point that Trump's next chief of staff will just be Jafar

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