Hugo.

helo London! im here to save you from the #tubestrike! the sky is the limit! so is greenwich, unfortunately. :(

Also, I am now properly on Twitter (though I still update very infrequently) so there won't be any more route planning for strangers.

Tom Cruise has succeeded like 6 times in a row why do they still think these missions are impossible

This is basically screaming at the world. Nobody reads these...

Off to try and track down Adham Fisher (@DirectionTravel) who is chasing London Buses. Finally, a resurgence of Classic Hugo...

It is not our abilities that make us who we truly are. It is our choc-ices. My ice cream is awesome.

The new US President is a disgrace to the colour orange. :Let's turn his disgusting tactics upside down and #TakeBackOrange

Attempting the @LDNOverground challenge tomorrow. @SouthernRailUK @SW_Trains @c2c_Rail @greateranglia @LondonMidland please don't break!!

Also thanks to staff at @LondonGrind, @BarrowBoyB and the @PizzaExpress and @oddbins branches at London Bridge for their help today.

Many thanks to @EvansCycles in London Bridge for helping me to free my bike from being locked to another one!! Faith in humanity restored.

TUOEM TELEGRAM POTS DOG CITI MESSAGES: RE: PAPA, MAN, A PLAN, A CANAL, PANAMA PAPERS E.G. AS SEMITIC GOD. STOP. MARGE LET ME OUT.

Thank you, @LDNOverground, for free WiFi on your rail replacement buses.

I wonder... do Twitter blocks expire after 3 months or has my blocker had a change of heart?

Why did the scarecrow receive a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field. #MadeUpCrackerJokes

I wrote a new song (about replacement buses no less)!! Well, words. Tune is from @jayforeman's "The Procrastinator". https://sites.google.com/site/theorangeonehome/songs/rail-replacement-bus-song …

Even the signals were getting in on the action at #HueTube today! Also, it was the doors. Most definitely. I shall now become Orange again.