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@KatTimpf

Fox News; The Greg Gutfeld Show; National Review; I know I have lipstick on my teeth I did it on purpose

New York City
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Joined July 2010
Born on October 29
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Jan 2015

    When I die, instead of a eulogy, I want someone to read things Internet commenters have written about me bc they always have the right idea.

    1,556 replies 1,203 retweets 6,430 likes
  2. 2 hours ago

    So should I watch Veep then

    94 replies 9 retweets 203 likes
  3. 4 hours ago

    I am a human being

    Replying to @cokeman777 @KatTimpf
    Ms. Timpani, I watched the Greg Gutfeld show and you did not disappoint. Your were the highlight of the show
    102 replies 8 retweets 211 likes
  4. 4 hours ago

    I politely declined

    Replying to @KatTimpf
    This guy tries to get Kat to huff some gas with him.
    35 replies 12 retweets 149 likes
  5. 4 hours ago

    Psychedelic rock & Motown >

    Replying to @KatTimpf
    You are an alternative rock , Indie rock girl I'm guessing ??
    36 replies 5 retweets 73 likes
  6. 5 hours ago

    Dude I am sitting right next to you

    My faves
    14 replies 3 retweets 42 likes
  7. 5 hours ago

    If you are sending out automatic "THANK U, *ON-BRAND QUIPPY REMARK*" DMs to people who follow you then fire whoever told you to do that

    13 replies 12 retweets 84 likes
  8. 5 hours ago

    I always forget that Keith Urban exists but in his defense he does not know who I am

    26 replies 3 retweets 90 likes
  9. 5 hours ago

    I want to go to the Emmys & make reporters ask me who made the Miguel Cabrera Triple Crown T-shirt that I'd definitely choose as my outfit

    22 replies 25 retweets 241 likes
  10. 5 hours ago

    My life dream is to be interviewed on a red carpet all attractive and just stand there picking my nose silently in response to all questions

    114 replies 37 retweets 523 likes
  11. 5 hours ago

    "How do ppl have time to watch tv? PERSONALLY I am so busy chatting up all the random woodland butterflies who land on me" -Shailene Woodley

    19 replies 6 retweets 132 likes
  12. 5 hours ago

    *i DoNt HaVe a Tv*

    Shailene Woodley asking when people have time to watch TV is all of your "busy" friends
    23 replies 15 retweets 113 likes
  13. 5 hours ago

    I love this. I wore penguin PJ pants to class at a small enough school where people noticed (esp bc some wore dresses/suits) & I am a-okay!

    Students, ignore this. I went to 8a classes in club clothes from night before, graduated magna cum laude then went to Yale Law. You're fine.
    16 replies 5 retweets 90 likes
  14. 7 hours ago

    Wonder what these fashion experts would say about my makeup choice of "whatever fake eyelashes I have remaining from work on Friday"

    29 replies 5 retweets 129 likes
  15. 7 hours ago

    He was a Beatle you ridiculous level of naysayer what have you done

    Replying to @KatTimpf
    It's been forever that Paul McCartney had a hit I wouldn't feel butt hurt over it
    41 replies 3 retweets 145 likes
  16. 7 hours ago

    I wish I were seeing Paul McCartney at MSG tonight but he forgot to invite me

    127 replies 17 retweets 325 likes
  17. 7 hours ago

    Had to walk through a street festival just now and was like wow your revelry is startling

    20 replies 3 retweets 119 likes
  18. 7 hours ago

    It was my idea, actually.

    Replying to @KatTimpf @stoolsalesguy @barstoolsports
    I have to know. Was this voluntary? Or were you handcuffed, blindfolded and shipped to Ohio?
    10 replies 4 retweets 42 likes
  19. Retweeted
    9 hours ago
    Replying to

    Kat's facial expressions were the real show.

    23 replies 12 retweets 157 likes
  20. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    Did you miss w/ and last night? The re-air starts now!

    50 replies 31 retweets 196 likes
  21. 9 hours ago

    It's some of my favorite work

    Replying to @KatTimpf @stoolsalesguy @barstoolsports
    "A bunch of dudes in masks in the back who I think manage a Hot Topic." Absolutely, poetically beautiful.
    3 replies 1 retweet 55 likes

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