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7 points · 4 hours ago

You must be in flint mi

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Original Poster-1 points · 4 hours ago

This isn’t my sink, fortunately

Fine line between smart and stupid...

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Original Poster6 points · 4 hours ago

I believe we call that “courage”. But honestly this leans more towards stupidity with a little bit of luck thrown in there

Deserves a medal for that quick thinking

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Original Poster6 points · 5 hours ago

Seriously!

My cousin is in prison for doing this exact same thing. Its fucking disgusting.

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Original Poster3 points · 5 hours ago

Yeah, like what could drive a person to use their own CHILD to smuggle drugs? Wtf?

Drugs probably

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Original Poster-1 points · 4 hours ago

Aha! Nice little double entendre there, and most likely true too.

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Due to all the weird shit that’s been happening these past few years, Onion articles are just seeming to be more and more based in reality

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yeah, she speaks quit a little. like hello how are you and mine and her name and things like this

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Original Poster5 points · 5 hours ago

Aw that’s sweet. What do you plan on doing with the babies? Are you going to be keeping them or selling them?

let's see if all 3 will stay alive or not. but I really want to keep them

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Original Poster3 points · 5 hours ago

Hopefully they do. If they do indeed stay alive you should post pics, id love to see 3 baby parrots

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That breed of dog is always so fucking stupid.

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Original Poster1 point · 5 hours ago

Lmao. Do you happen to know what breed it is? Looks kind of like a Great Dane to me but I’m not an expert on dog breeds

Let my guy eat his pizza bro

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Original Poster1 point · 5 hours ago

Lol

Score hidden · 6 hours ago

Nah, this is some controlling BS. Does he constantly ask you id you need help and jump to help you with every little thing?

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Score hidden · 6 hours ago

Yeah I agree that this sounds a bit controlling. Strange

There has to be a name for this

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A... Mexican standoff?

Yeah, wasn’t sure if something was being referenced or not so took my shot at being semi funny

13 points · 1 day ago

It would be awesome if that is Landon Ricketts but his voice actor died in 2011 so if it is him, I wonder how they’ll handle that.

3 points · 1 day ago

It could always be his brother Francis, who was already dead in RDR.

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Huh good point! I actually hadn’t thought of that, probably because I completely forgot about his brother. Entirely possible though

The thumbnail does NOT go well with the title LOL

396 points · 1 day ago

cisek_: @Sweet_Anita DID YOU BORN WITH TOURRETE?

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56 points · 1 day ago

Lol I saw that too

2 points · 1 day ago

Holy. Shit. This story is gonna be fucking bad ass.

4 points · 1 day ago

Holy shit you guys are ruthless. Leave this man alone. The fact that he was brave enough to even put pictures of himself on the internet is more than most of you have.

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