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Reddit has ruined me... I fully expected a dickbutt to be on the side of the cake

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Bow chicka honk honk

Original Poster2 points·2 hours ago

Blarg chicka honk honk

Imagine this was real tho. Like the girl had been getting accosted nice guys on her social media to the point she regrets posting and then boom a half way decent dude asks her out who isn't a nice guy yet, but in some miraculous turn of events turns into a nice guy because of this.

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Original Poster7 points·2 hours ago

So this is the Batman moment for the nicest guy... damn... that was a much better title...

I dunno if it’s exclusive to IL, it may just be a general midwestern thing. I’ve never heard it referred to as “cornhole” outside of the internet, though.

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Texan here... it’s cornhole...

Original Poster2 points·1 day ago

On a normal modular watch face check for the complication AllTheRings you will get it

Ahhh, thanks!

Original Poster2 points·1 day ago

Did you get it?

I did, thank you.

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Are you okay?

Original Poster5 points·1 day ago

Yes. SHS, or Smiling Heart Syndrome is not deadly or contagious. I will be fine

Yeah me too. It's literally on the front page right now.

Original Poster2 points·2 days ago

Yea, I did the share feature to cross post it. I was super surprised that it wasn’t already here.

Original Poster110 points·2 days ago

I feel like that makes it even better. There's a sweet spot where they'll balance and push against each other.

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Yea there is...

A a parent I relate to this on a spiritual level

do you also have famously huge turds?

No, that would be me

Original Poster0 points·2 days ago

Thanks for the feedback!

Don’t listen to him... the slow build up was perfect. 5/7 would watch again

It’s like rocket league IRL!

What a Save!

What a Save!

What a Save!

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I’ve tried this my steak gets super blackened too quick and the inside doesn’t cook. I like my steaks med-rare and have even tried it on medium on the stove and gotten the same results. Suggestions?

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Heat your skillet to about medium-high heat, a little more on the “high” side. Pre-heat your oven to 400. Take 3-4 peeled cloves of garlic and smash them lightly with the flat side of a knife or something hard.

Toss a bit of butter in the skillet to coat it and drop in the steaks. They should sizzle hard... cook them on each side for about 5 minutes to give it a good sear. Flip it once and toss in more butter, the cloves of garlic around the steak and a couple of branches of rosemary on top of each steak. With about 1 minute left on the 2nd side, baste the steaks with the butter in the bottom of the pan.

Take the steaks and throw them into the oven for 7-8 minutes for a medium rare. Take them out and immediately take them out of the pan. Let the steaks rest for 5 minutes and cut into them.

Best steaks you’ll have.

volcanoes are like cats, they hate water

15 things volcanoes and cats have in common. Number 4 is a total shocker!

I’d pay an ungodly amount of money for this...

now I know how long it takes to recycle gifs. Thanks!

Every 94 days you can repost

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That’s not a porcupine, it’s a guinea pig.

Original Poster1 point·7 days ago

It’s not a guinea pig, it’s a jackal.

It can’t be, jackals aren’t animals. They’re part of the tuber family.

Original Poster1 point·7 days ago

You’re a jackal...

Ahhhh... Best end to the day ever! Welcome back!

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Were you able to send me the orange team link?

Original Poster1 point·10 days ago

I actually didn’t even get on my Xbox last night... taking care of my daughter. Sorry about that, I should be on tonight and I’ll get it for you then

No problem im on xbox if its easier to send it via that

Original Poster1 point·9 days ago

Idk even know how your brain can contemplate what to do and switch fast enough to do it and not have your fingers end up in a tangle

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At that point it’s not thinking about it very much, it’s just happening on he fly

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CRATES 10 ACC 2 CC3 12 HHC 1 Nitro 23 ODC 4 PCC 4 SSC 28 Spring 27 Turbo 26 VC 11 VIC

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TOPPERS CRIMSON Chainsaw SB Chainsaw TW Fire helmet COBALT Foam hat FG Hard hat TW Hard hat BLACK Traffic Cone (Goalkeeper) Hustle Brows

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DECALS

COBALT Type-S Funny Book CRIMSON Type-S Funny Book FG Type-S Funny Book COBALT Octane RLCS TW Mantis: Cold Front Assorted RLCS Decals

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PAINT FINISH Furry Anodized

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BODIES CRIMSON Venom Animus GP Imperator DT5

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WHEELS BS Chrono LIME Chrono LIME Octavian SB Kalos SAFFRON Septum FG and SAFFRON Vortex (Goalkeeper) Razzle (Show-off) Razzle Hiro Zomba Fireplug Pulsus (Acrobat) Roulette

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TRAIL (Paragon) Zigzag

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BOOST TW HEXPHASE LIME Sparkles (Tactician) Tsunami Beam

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Interested in Lime Turbines? They got lime on the tread real clean like ;). Have a lime magic mis and lime Endo too

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Original Poster1 point·11 days ago

Whatcha looking for, for the turbines?

2 pcc?

Original Poster1 point·11 days ago

Sure, inv ShenanigYENs

Original Poster1 point·11 days ago

3 n I'm in

Actually, never mind... just got them for 2 and a Nitro

2 and 2 victory?

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