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Blogs & columns for @WashingtonPost. No pun is beneath me.
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There is a door in my head behind which I am screaming all the time. washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/…
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Breaking: Melania Trump has announced that her spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham, will be the new White House press secretary. latimes.com/politics/la-na…
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Alexandra Petri
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“don’t worry, I would never poison a TALL person”
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Alexandra Petri
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your honor, how dare you impugn my character! i would NEVER murder and devour someone who was not *grass-fed*
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Alexandra Petri
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aw, thank goodness for you!! Booksmart is SO SUPER! I have seen it twice (so far) and it is just so hilarious and smart and delightful!
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Alexandra Petri
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I regret to say conditions on this front have not improved twitter.com/petridishes/st…
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Alexandra Petri
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25 jun. |
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I Have Values washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/…
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Alexandra Petri
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24 jun. |
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I do have values, I swear, I just can’t recall what they are - The Washington Post washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/…
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Alexandra Petri
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24 jun. |
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because that was a real mist opportunity
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Alexandra Petri
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24 jun. |
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what fool failed to name Glade Plug-Ins ‘A Mist Opportunity’?!!
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Alexandra Petri
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23 jun. |
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I am the one in the dress!
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Alexandra Petri
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23 jun. |
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thanks!!
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Alexandra Petri
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23 jun. |
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he is no longer functioning, except decoratively!
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Alexandra Petri
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23 jun. |
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if so I will try to feed him only wholesome grass-fed souls
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Alexandra Petri
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23 jun. |
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I keep forgetting he’s just something that’s in the house now and being startled anew when I look up and he’s peering over the edge of the couch
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Alexandra Petri
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23 jun. |
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his name is Justin! pic.twitter.com/S6aJkCcial
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Alexandra Petri
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in the beginning there were no walls only wheels washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/…
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Alexandra Petri
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22 jun. |
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I did this a couple of years ago! My set was I hope fine but truly I’ve never seen anything go as well as Paula Poundstone delighting a group of librarians and it was very fun to just witness!
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Alexandra Petri
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today’s exquisite, exhausting story from E. Jean Carroll and the response is making me feel a version of this all over again, and the fact that I already have words for watching such a wave break harmlessly, that the feeling is not *new*, feels even worse washingtonpost.com/news/opinions/…
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