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LARSEN GOLF
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27 Eki |
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. @getaround using your cars for a > year, tried to rent this morning, got flagged for safety? Never had an issue, no points, no crimes, always paid, great so far. Called customer service, have to wait 48 hours? You are losing a customer today unless fixed in <1 hour.
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LARSEN GOLF
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Just in case, for the historical record, the President of the United States tweeted this week that the porn star he cheated on his 3rd wife with, just after the birth of his 5th child, has a horse face. #endtimes #idiocracy
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LARSEN GOLF
@larsengolf
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Right?! Totally missing the point. The money and mediocrity changed nothing. I know the next generation (and the next and the next) are sure that the previous had it easy and their struggles were trite, but theirs is genuine. But the angst is real, forever, for everyone. #resist
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LARSEN GOLF
@larsengolf
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18 Eyl |
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$$$ grab, exactly what is happening in SF right now. If you own your own scooter/e-skateboard/e-unicycle do you have to pay a license fee too to confirm your intention to operate in the right-of-way? Obvious $$$ grab in faux concern for ADA and safety. #shameful
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LARSEN GOLF
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12 Eyl |
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This is exactly what San Francisco did. Confiscated them, forced the scooter companies to pay the city to be “licensed” while behind the scenes Lyft and Uber worked back channels to get them confiscated, then pumped millions into their favorites. They are still missing from SF.
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LARSEN GOLF
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11 Eyl |
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Scooters are the new school bus ;)
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LARSEN GOLF
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Please, for the love of god, put out a bounty for the first picture of an A2 cop pulling over a scooter.
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LARSEN GOLF
@larsengolf
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8 Eyl |
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The fact that the label has not been ripped off already tells you all you need to know. Amateurs. #wastedlipliferegeberation #ialwayscarrytwo
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LARSEN GOLF
@larsengolf
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7 Eyl |
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GPS restricted and limited range.
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LARSEN GOLF
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7 Eyl |
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It will be swift and fall like a lightening bolt. Guaranteed #1 topic of next several city council meetings.
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LARSEN GOLF
@larsengolf
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Little known fact, in the early 90s, straight edge vegans were pretty darn rare, even in Ann Arbor. May have known some who cooked for Fugazi when they came to A2.
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LARSEN GOLF
@larsengolf
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28 Ağu |
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This guy. pic.twitter.com/Cm8d7MLCdT
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LARSEN GOLF
@larsengolf
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16 Ağu |
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All Hail the Queen. R.I.P. Aretha. pic.twitter.com/uO5FETOsRz
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LARSEN GOLF
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Wow, just wow. Iceman must have had a fantastic breakfast. By my estimation that leaves Ron ~30 hours of range time until we tee off.
@larsengolf @A2Prometheus @sigdiamond @jlnovosad @johnrbankston @rpiper1 @TylerPiper4
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LARSEN GOLF
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I mean, OK, so, it’s really the only sport that discourages loud outbursts, but also, like, what % of fans do this? So, why do all Euros fight at football matches? #afewrottenapples #notcountingwastemanagement #allrottenapples
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LARSEN GOLF
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Good people of earth, if this is you, I hate you...
1. Orders at Starbucks and immediately bellies up to the pickup counter while 12 others linger, also waiting.
2. Jumps up on a plane at arrival to get a whole 4 rows ahead and wait with everyone else.
3. Promotes eating kale
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LARSEN GOLF
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I wear slacks, a polo, and keep a variety of hats and shoes in the trunk so I can be a golfer, a bowler, an archer, a dart thrower, or really any semi-leisure sport/casual activity imposter at a moments notice!
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LARSEN GOLF
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Oops. You’re a dope. Say it once then, in the past, Russia interfered with the 2016 election and we’ll all move on. You suck at the tit of a murderous dictator. And now, your fly eagle fly patriots, will not stand with you. Goodbye #comrade
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LARSEN GOLF
@larsengolf
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Will Orange Faygo also be coveted as a premium mixer for knock-off Pappy Van Winkle?
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LARSEN GOLF
@larsengolf
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Hot off the press. Some REALLY old white people (mostly men) are celebrating the selection of the next person to infringe on the rights of women, immigrants, people of color, and the LBGTQ community. GO WHITES! And... yup, squinty-eyed white dude, let’s get to infringement ASAP!
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