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Sloane Crosley
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askanyone
West Village, Manhattan
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Author of I Was Told There'd Be Cake, How Did You Get This Number, The Clasp and Look Alive Out There. I fit in your pocket.
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| 15 שע׳ |
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You comin’ with. (Or at least the coolest spot in Hell?)
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| 20 שע׳ |
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Mabel's a registered democrat FYI.
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| 24 שע׳ |
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Whoo hoo!
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| 2 בנוב׳ |
@susanorlean
Susan Orlean
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Following the lead of @legroff I will call anyone you know who isn't going to vote and urge him/her to reconsider. DM me name and phone and I'm on it.
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| 2 בנוב׳ |
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This worked & so I’m passing the baton on to other authors. It’s cool, guys, our phone numbers are not that precious! A few that would be great: @susanorlean @marykarrlit @MarlonJames5 @colsonwhitehead @Shteyngart @alexanderchee pic.twitter.com/FCNHPDrvjB
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| 2 בנוב׳ |
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@StarleeKine It's not a day of the week unless I'm communicating with you on four platforms at once.
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| 2 בנוב׳ |
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Borrowing an idea from my friend @legroff: If you know an informed Democrat who thinks his/her vote won’t count, my DMs will be open until noon. LMK the phone/situation. If a call from a Thurber Prize finalist (not a winner, mind you) won’t help, I don’t know what will!
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| 2 בנוב׳ |
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Bond Street! Where they kept the posh lox.
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| 2 בנוב׳ |
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Weber’s life has been pre-fucked by the closing of @mileenddeli
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| 2 בנוב׳ |
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If you’re not going out of your way to see @birbigs in his wondrous show, The New One, you’re not doing life *wrong* per se. You’ll live. But not happily.
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| 1 בנוב׳ |
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Alaska. Too close to be funny but that’s what makes it correct.
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| 1 בנוב׳ |
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This is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve heard in years and how are there 4K views there should be 400k: 3 - 1980's HOLLYWOOD AGENT VOICE MAILS - (msg for Christian Slater) youtu.be/1jQPsEWWBrM via @YouTube
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| 31 באוק׳ |
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The median person-height on the streets of the west village is very low right now.
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| 31 באוק׳ |
@goodreads
goodreads
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Thanks for the laughs, @TiffanyHaddish, @NellSco, @maevehiggins, @guybranum, @askanyone, @dopequeenpheebs, @andrewtshaffer, @unfoRETTAble, @FunnyAsianDude, @MikeReissWriter, @RealDLHughley, and @LisaScottoline! #GoodreadsChoice
Vote for your fav here: bit.ly/2zluft8 pic.twitter.com/XdIp9Fgy80
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| 31 באוק׳ |
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And the award for Best Costume goes to...A Mandarin Duck Mysteriously Appears in Central Park, to Birders’ Delight - The New York Times nytimes.com/2018/10/31/nyr…
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| 30 באוק׳ |
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| 30 באוק׳ |
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Thanks to my 8-year-old niece, who basically wrote this for me. I kept the money and paid her in hugs.
criterion.com/current/posts/… via @Criterion
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| 30 באוק׳ |
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Younger followers: You are more impassioned than my generation but if voting still seems futile...Picture the top 3 things you value most. Now imagine someone ripping them out of your arms and running down the street with them. What if you could trip that person?
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| 30 באוק׳ |
@askanyone
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One of your finest.
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| 30 באוק׳ |
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When I was a kid, I thought a foolproof way to get my dad to stop smoking was to throw away all the matches. I guess I could run Twitter now. twitter.com/telegraph/stat…
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