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Dan John LD
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The wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning! 😜
I love Felt Tips.
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Dan John LD
@Djlond
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Can you take Barry?
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Thomas Cook
@ThomasCookUK
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Ours is usually at least 20C hotter though! 🏝😉 ^Ed
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Dan John LD
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Just seen a sign in the butchers window. Turkey £15! That’s £300 cheaper than Thomas Cook!
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Tom Hall ☘
@TomHall
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Friends!
Please wait for the last 5 seconds : )
🐶 🐱
#SaturdayMorning #Dog #Cat #Caturday #SaturdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/BZNTbCDkiF
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Dan John LD
@Djlond
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My wife says she's leaving me because I always mis-quote terminator films.
She'll be back.
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Tom Hall ☘
@TomHall
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A man becomes disorientated
in the middle of a busy street.
A car stops, and a Hero emerges.
🌎
#RandomActOfKindness #FridayFeeling #Life
pic.twitter.com/dmXsnA8w2B
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Dan John LD
@Djlond
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nov. 17. |
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I'm in a heated dispute with someone, about the length of the Dover cliffs. This is not over yet, not by a long chalk.
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Dan John LD
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In a recent poll, 80% of people in the UK said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter.
Let that sink in.
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Dan John LD
@Djlond
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nov. 15. |
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Don’t throw away your old bikes folks. They can be recycled.
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Dan John LD
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nov. 15. |
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Fish cake anyone? pic.twitter.com/QcC8NDogKZ
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Dan John LD
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nov. 14. |
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What's happened to jokes about towels lately, they seem to have dried up.
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Dan John LD
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nov. 13. |
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Just witnessed a fight between an Auctioneer and a Haidresser... They were going at it hammer and tongs...
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Dan John LD
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nov. 12. |
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Just got home after seeing BAT tonight, you were incredible! Blown away by the entire cast 🦇🔥🎤
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Dan John LD
@Djlond
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nov. 12. |
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@BatTheMusical was fantastic tonight! First time seeing @Barney_WI & several other understudies in main roles & they were all on fire 🔥 WOW 🦇
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Dan John LD
@Djlond
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nov. 12. |
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My doctor told me to take up an activity that gets me out of the pub.
So I've started smoking.
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Dan John LD
@Djlond
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nov. 11. |
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Great work 👮♀️
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J u l i a n S t o n e m a n
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nov. 11. |
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We must never forget those who gave us our freedom. pic.twitter.com/MSGHU0OnGy
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Shelley Blond
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Remembering with respect, admiration and awe all those who fought and those who gave their lives so that we could live. And live freely.
#Armistice100
#lestweforget18 pic.twitter.com/d2sBE6xj8E
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Dan John LD
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Wow! The guy who cuts keys & mends shoes in town must be really good!!! He’s got loads of trophies in the window.
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