luke haines

Right. Here's what I want: An honoury degree. To be an honoury army officer. A gong. (CBE will do) And a fucking blue tick.

we're.

Dear @Twitter where's my blue tick. Every two bob halfwit has got a blue tick apart from me. Do you know who I am?

@BBCRadMac YESSSS!!! Perfect start to the show. Lenny Valentino is one of my fave tracks of all time. Nice @LukeHaines_News

Did I just see Sara Cox applauding sat next to Joseph Goebals.#brits

*Brits* ahem.

Nice to see Jock Scott and Alan Vega's name in the remembrance list at the Btits. Good work. #brits

'The new Hard Fi' waiting for this caption. #brits

Watching Nick Grimshaw and Rita Ora makes me quite grateful that, frankly, it will all be over soon. #brits

Gary 'Che' Lineker is about to perform Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat. #brits

Quite surprised there are so many people still in the 'music industry.' Perhaps they're all unpaid 'interns'. #brits

I went to Honest Jons by accident. Very nice, but a bit understocked in the Slade and Roy Wood sections.

Looking forward to a useless Bowie tribute at the Brits. Hopefully it will involve Robbie Williams. Or the bloke who plays Sherlock.

Haha. Lost one follower straight after that tweet. 'Oh Christ, Haines is writing sleevenotes again. Wanker. Must unfollow.'

Writing sleevenotes. More like a written statement of guilt to a horrific crime.

Introducing a new twitter thing: 'Block Tuesday.' If you are tired of my tedious twit feed then block me and anyone else on Tuesday.