Alysha Umphress

@Cristalzheat

I'm cooler than you, and you wanna know why? Because I'm not. Think about it, I haven't.

Joined April 2009
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  1. Jan 20

    Did you see him SLAY in falsettos? If the answer is yes or no then you should come see him slay at 54 below ASWELLLLL. 3 chances so.

    & join to sing music of !
    24 likes
  2. Jan 18

    "Martha" from the OBC of The Secret Garden bullied and pushed me on the 2 train just now. All I could do was HOLD ON. 👹

    4 replies 1 retweet 59 likes
  3. 7 Dec 2016

    And Stalin. Twice.

    Cool. So was Hitler.
    2 retweets 14 likes
  4. 25 Nov 2016

    goaaaaaaaaaals

    MERRY CHRISTMAS THIS TOOK ME 4 HOURS 🎄
    1 reply 6 retweets 42 likes
  5. 19 Nov 2016

    Amazing!!!! I looked pissed. ❤️🔥💋😘

    Lego !
    3 retweets 55 likes
  6. 16 Nov 2016

    🚨 STOP THE APPOINTMENT OF STEVE BANNON🚨 (image & petition courtesy of )

    19 replies 1,056 retweets 1,817 likes
  7. 10 Nov 2016

    Why not give it a shot? Electoral College Make Hillary Clinton President on December 19 via

    6 replies 60 retweets 72 likes
  8. 9 Nov 2016

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  9. 8 Nov 2016

    8 years ago, people cried tears of joy at our first African-American President. Today, half our nation voted for a man endorsed by the KKK.

    536 replies 81,311 retweets 123,081 likes
  10. 8 Nov 2016

    Dow down 800. You wanted to burn it all down. You got it.

    97 replies 1,178 retweets 2,460 likes
  11. 7 Nov 2016

    I'm coming home to you, San Francisco. Two shows this weekend. 11/11&12 Doing slightly varying sets so like come both nights?

    2 replies 4 retweets 25 likes
  12. 2 Nov 2016

    Watch "I'm With Her" thanks to the talented , , , and !

    2 retweets 4 likes
  13. 1 Nov 2016

    Do you have your tickets yet tho???

    . regular takes on a classic BEY song at Nov. 7 and u ain’t ready.
    3 retweets 14 likes
  14. 26 Oct 2016

    This play is v v sexy. It reminds me so much of cruel intentions. Janet McTeer for president.

    1 reply 26 likes
  15. 25 Oct 2016

    lol but this is SO IMPORTANT

    FYI it's a law in some states that if you photograph your ballot it becomes invalid. This is real. Be proud of your vote but don't insta it.
    6 replies 33 retweets 63 likes
  16. 19 Oct 2016

    when the waiter asks if it's our first time at

    1 reply 2 retweets 6 likes
  17. 10 Oct 2016

    trump: i do sex crimes beyoncé: i reward consensual, enjoyable sex with cheddar biscuits trump supporters: CHECKMATE LIBERALS

    1:43
    This Trump supporter said Hillary Clinton should denounce Beyoncé because of her Red Lobster line. I'm dead. 😭😭😭
    62 replies 9,713 retweets 13,918 likes
  18. 11 Oct 2016

    Donald Trump urges you to vote on November 28th. And the hits just keep comin.

    12 retweets 83 likes
  19. Alysha Umphress followed , , and 3 others
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      @AnikaChapin

      You must be Sweeney, 'cause I'm Mrs. LOVE-IT!!

  20. 10 Oct 2016

    Got your tickets yet? Nov. 7!

    this classic video is happening ALL OVER AGAIN at
    1 retweet 7 likes

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