Conan O'BrienVerified account

@ConanOBrien

The voice of the people. Sorry, people.

Los Angeles
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Joined February 2010
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  1. 16 hours ago

    Happy Rosh Hashanah to and , if they’re Jewish.

    66 replies 193 retweets 2,313 likes
  2. 19 hours ago

    For my friends in Israel and worldwide, you can watch every clip from @

    60 replies 234 retweets 1,305 likes
  3. Sep 20

    I'm live on YouTube taking your questions and fawning compliments about .

    58 replies 60 retweets 528 likes
  4. Sep 20

    Thinking of the great people of Mexico today and of ways to help.

    127 replies 2,206 retweets 8,370 likes
  5. Sep 19

    premieres tonight @ 10/9c on . Thanks to the people of Israel for tolerating this creepy goy.

    99 replies 243 retweets 2,161 likes
  6. Sep 19

    It’s sad to realize that those dancing gangs in “West Side Story” could have just settled their differences through fighting.

    233 replies 4,095 retweets 23,822 likes
  7. Sep 18

    Thoughts and prayers go out to Lay’s Potato Chips, who are clearly having a nervous breakdown:

    380 replies 2,757 retweets 14,601 likes
  8. Sep 17

    At home alone, no one here but me and Amazon Alexa. Says she doesn't want to talk.

    403 replies 980 retweets 12,774 likes
  9. Sep 16

    There is nothing wrong with exploring one's sexuality--and that is my message to the California Highway Patrol.

    117 replies 561 retweets 6,031 likes
  10. Sep 14

    You can tell the summer is officially over when my dermatologist gives the order to “Retract Shields.”

    98 replies 462 retweets 5,225 likes
  11. Sep 13

    I am now seriously regretting that time I told Equifax how old I actually was when I finally lost my virginity.

    213 replies 819 retweets 8,839 likes
  12. Sep 12

    Hey, wait, I thought I was America’s favorite scary clown.

    449 replies 1,329 retweets 16,444 likes
  13. Sep 10

    Autumn in California, where the leaves change color if you use the right Instagram filter.

    146 replies 1,220 retweets 12,355 likes
  14. Sep 9

    Knowing me, when the nuclear bombs fall, I’ll be at CVS, reading the back of a bottle of exfoliating soap.

    322 replies 1,783 retweets 15,089 likes
  15. Sep 8

    Ahora mismo estoy pensando en todos mis buenos amigos en Mexico.

    282 replies 2,451 retweets 16,086 likes
  16. Sep 8

    For a guy with a billion dollars and a cool car, Elon Musk is kind of a downer.

    214 replies 655 retweets 6,484 likes
  17. Sep 7

    I think I found a way to get President Trump to read Obama’s powerful statement about :

    326 replies 1,785 retweets 9,908 likes
  18. Sep 6

    I won’t kill you with kindness, but I will mace you with charm.

    210 replies 3,537 retweets 17,366 likes
  19. Sep 6

    “First of all, Your Honor, I prefer the term ‘penis portraits’....”

    121 replies 1,052 retweets 8,321 likes
  20. Sep 5

    Remember how enthralling and distracting it could be to play with a bubble machine on a lazy summer’s day? Can we get Trump one of those?

    244 replies 1,303 retweets 10,181 likes

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