Everyone knows the princesses. Only a true Disney fan remembers Laverne.
"TWITTER NEEDS AN UPDATE WHERE U CAN PLAY MUSIC ON UR PAGE"
Nothing here to be ashamed of.
You get the best of both worlds.
Let's get it started, let's get it started in here...
Fidget spinners can burn in H-E-double-hockey-sticks, amiright?
"A mind needs books like a sword needs whetstone."
The fresher the tomato, the better the movie.
Or do you already have an idea?
Presented how I would describe them to today's youth.
Everyone wanted to go to PCA.
"I'm not late. It's 9:18, which is practically 9:15, which is practically 9:00."
You might be past your prime and not even know it.
Let's see how well you remember this classic.
These jokes deserve a standing ovation.
"This doesn't bring me shame."
Can we leave kids alone???
Don't get your hopes up.
You belong in the The UK!
Y'all, these dads are ~snacks~.
When life gives you lemons, pray they're Lulu.
We are here to help!
RIP flip phones (except for your dad's).
"We have committed what is known in Florida as a good murder."
Your sign tells it all.
Battle of the highlighters.
These ladies really taught us some things.
Summer is almost over, you better hurry!
"Because I said so."
OK, but why am I crying in the club rn?
"You and your private jet photos..."
What do you do that makes all the difference?
Moral of the story: The rich and famous get more rich and famous!! Meanwhile, we're poor and rotting.
Take a paws for your floofy adventure.
You can only choose one!
Harry Possum and the Chamber of Sec-rats
Lipsticks and compliments—my two true passions.
Because there's plenty of sex in both.
What a day to have a day.
