Kyle Mahan

@kylewmahan

Where I come from, I'm not famous for doing things right

Oakland, CA
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Joined January 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Apr 2017

    At a show in Athens one time, someone in the crowd shouted "play something good!" The guitarist mouthed back "No."

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  2. 8 hours ago

    Power on, battery overwhelming (this joke is for people who play starcraft and have the same brand of wireless headphones I do)

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  3. 9 hours ago

    oddly, it also goes really well with Going up the Country

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  4. 9 hours ago

    the Keynote presentation I'm working on syncs up with Van Halen's Eruption in a very Dark Side of the Rainbow kind of way.

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  5. Jan 24

    Slack feature request: prevent me from posting in channels with more than 10 people from the bar

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 24

    Really cool work by our team.

    Medium’s tags come alive when you embed them in a 100-dimensional vector space. Our ML engineer, Mae, walks us through it.
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  7. Jan 24

    The segmentation faults will continue until morale improves

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  8. Jan 24

    probably the most useful CS thing for non-CS people to know is binary search, right?

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  9. Jan 24

    hahahahahaha

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  10. Jan 23

    All it takes is thinking "the winter took the tips of my ears", and the hair on the back of my neck stands up and I start to get teary

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  11. Jan 23

    Thirteen if I want to be happysad. Virtute the Cat Explains Her Departure if I genuinely want to destroy myself.

    what song do you listen to when you're trying to hurt your own feelings
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  12. Jan 23

    y'all did you realize this St Vincent song was called Los Ageless and not Los Angeles? I've listened to it like a hundred times, and just noticed

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  13. Jan 22

    Chidi's anxiety w/ Tahani's insecurity & Jason's laziness

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  14. Jan 22

    Jason + Chidi

    I think everyone is a mixture of 2 Good Place characters and mine are Eleanor and Jason
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  15. Jan 22

    Lorelei said of a suitor (Max Medina?) "He can keep up" and it's my favorite compliment ever

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  16. Jan 22

    This is good and funny and also I feel like 9/10 writers would name the husband "Kyle" and I'm grateful this one didn't

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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    I made myself miserable wanting to “make a dent in the universe” with my name on it when the more important thing was to help.

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  18. Jan 20

    In that cool place where I can't tell if I'm getting sick or depressed.

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  19. Jan 18

    I mean, fuck "acceptable", how about human. What human doesn't say "Are you ok? Are you into this?"

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  20. Jan 18

    Can't imagine a scenario hooking up with someone and they go limp and just stop responding (let alone literally saying they're uncomfortable and can we please slow down) and it's acceptable to continue . Disgusted by people defending that behavior.

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  21. Retweeted
    Jan 18

    No one like a mom to keep your ego in check.

    text exchange: Mom, I thought you'd like to see this week's NYT bestseller list. Picture of list with Little Fires Everywhere at #4. Mom's response: Great, going to brunch downstairs in a little while. Love you.
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