I Am Devloper

@iamdevloper

These views are also the opinions of my employers, any problems, speak to their legal team. *puts headphones back in*

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ಏಪ್ರಿಲ್ 2012 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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  1. ಜುಲೈ 20

    telling a millennial that a package isn't on npm and they'll have to write it by hand > what's "by hand"?

  2. ಜುಲೈ 20

    > talk about a topic you love me: *talks for hours* > talk about yourself and what you do

  3. ಜುಲೈ 20

    Q. How many Apple consumers does it take to change a lightbulb? A. "$100 for a 'Visibility Adapter' sounds pretty reasonable!'

  4. ಅವರು ಮರುಟ್ವೀಟಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ
    ಜುಲೈ 19

    I saw our millennial devs pair programming and now I get it! One codes, the other sits next to them looking at their iPhone.

  5. ಜುಲೈ 19

    if Harry Potter was a programmer he would've still been setting up his environment in book 7

  6. ಜುಲೈ 19

    developers, they'll miss a semi-colon for hours, but they'll spot a GoT quote in seconds ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  7. ಜುಲೈ 19

    everything before the "but" is meaningless

  8. ಜುಲೈ 17

    if you're revealing your web stack in your website's URLs, you screwed up somewhere

  9. ಜುಲೈ 17

    drinking just enough coffee so you don't get caffeine withdrawal headaches

  10. ಜುಲೈ 14
  11. ಜುಲೈ 14

    *spend 10 mins explaining how to do something to colleague* colleague: "sounds like it'd be easier if you did it" me: "easier for who?"

  12. ಜುಲೈ 14

    "Now I am become death, the destroyer of *worlds" - the project manager who promised the client early project delivery *weekends

  13. ಜುಲೈ 13

    me: this codebase could benefit from more test coverage also me: but it'd be me writing the tests...nah

  14. ಜುಲೈ 12

    responsive design bugs are always easier to debug when your client set their browser to 110% zoom but didn't realise

  15. ಜುಲೈ 11

    whenever I see someone wearing AirPods, I can't help thinking Apple just got bored halfway down making them

  16. ಜುಲೈ 11

    contracting is all about creating bugs just so you can fix them quickly. "number of tickets closed" s'all about stats people.

  17. ಜುಲೈ 11

    a/b testing jokes

  18. ಜುಲೈ 11

    - we use docker - oh cool, why? what is it? - no-one knows what it means, but it's provocative

  19. ಜುಲೈ 11

    - we use docker - oh cool, why? what is it? - no-one knows, but we all use it

  20. ಜುಲೈ 10

    Remember those awful narcissistic round robins sent round at Christmas? You can now access everyone's year round... They're called tweets.

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