Dan Telferಪರಿಶೀಲಿಸಿದ ಖಾತೆ

@dantelfer

comedian with dinosaur specialization / TV writer / social media / The Onion / Second City / swarm of bats

Los Angeles, CA
ನವೆಂಬರ್ 2008 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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ನೀವು ಖಚಿತವಾಗಿಯೂ ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡಲು ಬಯಸುವಿರಾ? ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡುವುದು @dantelfer ಅವರನ್ನು ತಡೆತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.

  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್
    ಫೆಬ್ರ 29,2016

    Thanks so much to my bro for setting this up. Every little bit helps my wife and daughters. And thank YOU:

  2. ಫೆಬ್ರ 8

    Public health care is a really good thing you dummies

  3. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    Dear people tweeting "here's the REAL story Trump wants you to forget": there are like 327 of those, calm down.

  4. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    SNL cast member: "So stoked to play Steven Mnuchin!" SNL producer: "Sorry that'll be Tom Cruise." -"A reporter?" -"We have Jimmy Carter."

  5. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    If another puppy dies I am going to go all John Wick on John Wick.

  6. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    Can't wait to audition for SNL now that their cast doesn't actually star in any of their sketches.

  7. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10
  8. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10

    I miss thinking I'd be a bad President.

  9. ಫೆಬ್ರ 10
  10. ಫೆಬ್ರ 9

    The only way I could be more excited about Trump's tantrum is if I had genitals.

  11. ಗೆ ಪ್ರತ್ಯುತ್ತರವಾಗಿ
    ಫೆಬ್ರ 9

    . Spring is coming, lil' snowflake.

  12. ಫೆಬ್ರ 9

    It's actually kind of messed up how Adventure Time perfectly predicted Donald Trump's election with the King of Ooo plotline.

  13. ಫೆಬ್ರ 9

    I am performing stand-up at this Sunday at 9PM! Full lineup of regulars, & tix are only $5. Awesome space. Go!

  14. ಫೆಬ್ರ 9

    Our President thinks everyone in America is his maid.

  15. ಫೆಬ್ರ 9
  16. ಫೆಬ್ರ 8
  17. ಫೆಬ್ರ 8

    The second time I got cancer I was doing it ironically.

  18. ಫೆಬ್ರ 8

    I hear everyone in my building fighting with their girlfriend all day, and everyone is dating someone named Alexa.

  19. ಫೆಬ್ರ 7

    I enjoy Star Wars news but I keep hearing the disclaimer: "WARNING: WHEN THIS COMES OUT A REAL EMPIRE WILL HAVE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM YOU"

  20. ಫೆಬ್ರ 7

    I would request money from Sean Spicer on Venmo, but I'm pretty sure that will be a treasonous offense punishable by death soon.

  21. ಫೆಬ್ರ 7

    The cowardice in Congress is so beyond comprehension that I need Sesame Street to create a new politician muppet to help me understand.

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