Paul

@bingowings14

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Merseyside UK
ಜನವರಿ 2012 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

@bingowings14 ತಡೆಹಿಡಿಯಲಾಗಿದೆ

ನೀವು ಖಚಿತವಾಗಿಯೂ ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡಲು ಬಯಸುವಿರಾ? ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡುವುದು @bingowings14 ಅವರನ್ನು ತಡೆತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.

  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್

    For what I lack in imagination, I more than make up for in something else.

  2. I've brought my towel, no panic.

  3. Expect a heartfelt apology if your cardiologist makes a mistake.

  4. Why did the Chuckle Brothers join British Gas? To meter you.

  5. In a lapse of concentration, it becomes clear how fully Boris has been claimed by The Dark Side.

  6. I'm not sure which is worse in bed, finding you're lying on crumbs or the wet patch.

  7. My grandma talks a lot of shit for someone who still uses a flip phone.

  8. CBeebies Fight Club

  9. My energy supplier asked me to read my own meters. Fewer pages than a Dan Brown novel but certainly more entertaining.

  10. Welcome to taxidermy club. If you don't know the rules, anyone here can fill you in.

  11. My doctor said I should watch what I eat so I've bought a load of TV dinners.

  12. X-rated or X-Ray Ted, you choose.

  13. It's okay. I'm allowed to park in Handicapped Spaces because I was born without qualms.

  14. [Office] *Dolphin accidentally dials fax number Fax:EEphkEekakischchEEek Dolphin:Well, I don't normally do this. But yes I'm free tonight

  15. The new Ghostbusters movie looks so unrealistic. Are we seriously expected to believe that women could bust ghosts as well as men do?

  16. Their palms are sweaters, knees sweatery, arms are sweaters. There's more sweater on their sweater already.

  17. Midwife: We don't allow insects in here. Expectant mum: But we're parents to bee.

  18. I'm always the last to no.

  19. “I love the way this umbrella* works!” -my mom *regular fucking umbrella

  20. The trouble with Tuesdays is that they always follow a Monday.

  21. No, I won't get my motor runnin' Nor will I head out on the highway You can't tell me what to do; you're not my real Penwolf.

  22. Monday, you've been pants.

  23. I could have sworn I had some Supernoodles in here.

  24. Happy National Turtle(cat) day! 🐢

    Turtle cat!!!!!
    Vine by Alex Gunn
    Vine ನಲ್ಲಿ ವೀಕ್ಷಿಸಿ
  25. best thing about glory holes is you never know whose dick you're gonna end up sucking on. one time i reckon it was a raccoon

  26. My favorite aunt called me "dour" once so then she became my least favorite aunt. Anyhoo she's dead now so WHO'S DOUR NOW, AUNT GERTRUDE?

  27. If you hurt your fanny, is it a minjury?

  28. Want to get fit but don't like the idea of the gym? Home based available 07804092737

  29. U once broke ur toe? I once broke my foot. U had a baby? I had 2 babies. U have a bad back? I have a bad front. I can do this all day, btw.

  30. *its been hours since I killed anything face*

  31. COP: You're allowed 1 phone call ME: I'm gonna call your mom & tell on you for arresting me COP: *nervously sweating* Why would you do that

  32. *bets house on whether can vault a tower of beef* The steaks are high.

  33. *happily slaps a stranger across the face with a sausage* Pleased to meat you.

  34. If video games have taught me anything it's that this guy is selling rare items that I'll need later in my quest.

  35. Here’s another toon to keep you entertained. It’s on thoughts & feelings

  36. bingowings6 + bingowings8 This just about sums me up.

  37. I’ll be off soon so here’s a second toon. It’s on dropping her phone

  38. "Through the fathomless deeps of space swims the star turtle Great A’Tuin.." Happy World Turtle Day!

  39. Fleetwood iPhone

  40. With hindsight, he realised it'd been a bad idea to give Vera a kale smoothie just after she'd got off the Waltzers.

  41. That's ridiculous! Even if I cut my hair and take off my glasses, they'll never believe I'm called 'Neil'!

  42. I got roped into becoming a rodeo clown.

  43. *goes to happy place* *gets asked to leave*

  44. [school] TEACHER: Your son is gifted ME: Great! T: No. No it's not [we look at my son covered in wrapping paper] ME: We've lost his uniform

  45. [Me, tied up in bed] "We have 10 minutes before I lose circulation."

  46. Kid Lit Gone Bad -Parry Hotter -Horton Hears a Whore -A Tinkle in Rhyme -Sleeping With Beauty -A Lad Sins -James in the Giant Peach

  47. [plane] ME: We're gonna have to eat one of the other survivors WIFE: No M: I'm wasting away Sara W: We've literally been delayed for 2 hours

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