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Because of my absorbency, Mr. Krabs says I’m “uniquely qualified” to clean out the grease traps! I hope Squidward isn’t too jealous.

Poor Plankton’s just misunderstood. And that’s not surprising: it’s hard to understand a one inch tall guy with a tiny mouth.

I don’t want to grow up too fast! I might hit my head on something.

Snail kisses: there’s nothing sweeter! Or slimier.

I got lost in the department store! Last I checked, I was stuck between Housewares and Who Knows Where.

I made a painting by putting different paints in my body and squeezing! It’s a form of self-expression I call, “self-compression”.

Squidward’s a wanted man, for disturbing the peace! But on the bright side, his clarinet playing is finally getting a lot of attention!

I heard you should never tell jokes around old statues. You don’t want to crack them up!

I once said you should share everything you have, but I’d like to make one exception: germs! You can go ahead and keep those.

Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope you absorb an abundance of joy.

Happy Hanukkah, everyone! Too bad it’s only eight days: these Krabby Latkes make me wish Hanukkah lasted all year long …

Plankton didn’t know what to get his computer wife Karen for her birthday, so I suggested chips! I’m pretty sure computers like chips.

Squidward informed me I've been singing off key. I had no idea my keys had anything to do with singing!

Some sponges have to trim themselves to maintain a square shape. Not me though! Guess I’m just geometrically lucky.

Mr. Krabs is offering 10% discounts! We need to get him to a hospital immediately, I think he is very ill!

I don’t know about Gary’s new slug friend. What if he just likes Gary for his shell?

So nice of Plankton to get Mr. Krabs a new safe for his birthday. I wonder what this tiny back door is for? Hmm, interesting.

As long as you don’t mind acorns in everything, you’ll like Sandy’s cooking!

This Thanksgiving, I’m so grateful for the all the delicious food I’ve absorbed. It’s good to be porous!

It’s true, I’m not a good dancer. But you don’t have to be good at something to love it!